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Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:23 am

Fuck him. Fuck the wheelchair he rode in on.

I'm sick of hearing about him and Ted Talks science shows.

If he were right here, right now, I'd kick his ass.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:29 am

Rob Lister wrote:Fuck him. Fuck the wheelchair he rode in on.

I'm sick of hearing about him and Ted Talks science shows.

If he were right here, right now, I'd kick his ass.


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Tiosylanyl » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:06 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:13 pm

You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby DrMatt » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:15 pm

He definitely IS a character. How he hooked up with a rigidly Christian chick I just don't understand...their falling out, though, is unsuprising. How he manages to accept memberships with "Royal" and "Pontifical" in their names, I don't understand either.

Plus, he's a Brit. Who let THAT happen?
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby grayman » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:23 pm

Rob Lister wrote:You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby DrMatt » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:24 pm

grayman wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby grayman » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:27 pm

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grayman wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Bruce » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:00 pm

When I was in Jr. high school, I wanted to be a physicist. I was amazed by Stephen Hawking and bought every book I could find and watched every show about him. The more I learned about him, the more I came to realize what a dick he was before his disease crippled him. This was before the internet.

After the internet, I came to learn about how the media deified him. He never stopped being a dick.

I watched a show a while back about how the physics community doesn't even think he deserves a spot in the top 10 physicists alive today, and recounted many tales of his dicketry toward his colleagues and pretty much everyone.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:28 pm

She should have worn sensible shoes.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby robinson » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:34 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:41 pm

Kip Thorne is a far better physicist.

FDR a far better cripple.

Both Americans, one should note.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Bruce » Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:00 pm

Scary thought.......maybe Hawking died years ago and his sentient wheelchair has been using his dried corpse as a puppet all this time...... :shock:
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Tiosylanyl » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:23 pm

Somehow Weekend at Hawkings doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:46 pm

Hawking: Docs Offered to Unplug Me in 1985

If his first wife had listened to doctors' advice in 1985, most people might never have heard of Stephen Hawking. In the new documentary Hawking, the world-renowned British physicist reveals that he was so ill during a bout of pneumonia in Switzerland that doctors offered to turn off his life support machine, but Jane Hawking insisted that he be returned to England, the Telegraph reports. After weeks of intensive care that he describes as "the darkest of my life," he survived—though the treatment robbed him of what remained of his voice—and went on to complete his bestseller, A Brief History Of Time.
http://www.newser.com/story/171681/hawk ... -1985.html

Bout time he was shut up.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:40 pm

Carl Sagan was a physicist. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist. Deborah Berebichez is a physicist.
Nothing about being a physicist that requires being a dick.

Richard Feinman was a physicist. Okay, so doing hard math maybe makes some people cranky.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:42 pm

DrMatt wrote:Carl Sagan was a physicist. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist. Deborah Berebichez is a physicist.
Nothing about being a physicist that requires being a dick.

Richard Feinman was a physicist. Okay, so doing hard math maybe makes some people cranky.


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:49 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
DrMatt wrote:Carl Sagan was a physicist. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist. Deborah Berebichez is a physicist.
Nothing about being a physicist that requires being a dick.

Richard Feinman was a physicist. Okay, so doing hard math maybe makes some people cranky.


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby ed » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:08 pm

Fuck Steven Hawking and fuck Jim Brickman

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Postby DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:38 pm

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