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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:39 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:41 pm

I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by ed » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:40 pm

DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.


They're creepy. Use multiple integrals and talk about cosmology. Sounds like cosmetology, creepy stuff. Wear glasses and measure stuff that you can't hold. Use German a lot. Can't BBQ worth a damn.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by DrMatt » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:29 pm

DrMatt wrote:
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DrMatt wrote:Carl Sagan was a physicist. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist. Deborah Berebichez is a physicist.
Nothing about being a physicist that requires being a dick.

Richard Feinman was a physicist. Okay, so doing hard math maybe makes some people cranky.


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:38 pm

DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.



Physicists are OK if they have cool haircuts or amusing accents.

Or (like Feynman) are good at shtick.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by ed » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:52 pm

Rob Lister wrote:You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....


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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:07 pm

In the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.html

Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:34 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
Are you kidding?

Cheeto Hitler would love him. :evil:
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by sparks » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:02 pm

Listy needs a kitten pic.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:24 pm

Hawking is all confused. He doesn't look anything like a Mexican. 8)

Or did he recently convert to Islam? :o
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by shemp » Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:19 am

Rob Lister wrote:
In the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.html

Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by shemp » Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:21 am

sparks wrote:Listy needs a kitten pic.
Listy needs a 2x4 shoved up his ass sideways.
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:08 am

shemp wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
In the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.html

Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!
What? :shock:
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by shemp » Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:56 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
shemp wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
In the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.html

Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!
What? :shock:
And Listy doesn't even get their consent first!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 05, 2017 8:25 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Bruce » Fri May 05, 2017 10:28 pm

DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
Why do you suppose Rob is in such a bitchy mood today, ghost DrMatt?
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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Grammatron » Fri May 05, 2017 10:50 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Carr » Fri May 05, 2017 10:56 pm

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Re: Fuck Stephen Hawkin

Post by Bruce » Sat May 06, 2017 1:46 am

I was only foolin', boss.

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