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I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
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DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
They're creepy. Use multiple integrals and talk about cosmology. Sounds like cosmetology, creepy stuff. Wear glasses and measure stuff that you can't hold. Use German a lot. Can't BBQ worth a damn.
A creepy group of humans.
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DrMatt wrote:Rob Lister wrote:DrMatt wrote:Carl Sagan was a physicist. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist. Deborah Berebichez is a physicist.
Nothing about being a physicist that requires being a dick.
Richard Feinman was a physicist. Okay, so doing hard math maybe makes some people cranky.
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For SCIENCE!
Alt source which might work better.
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DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
Physicists are OK if they have cool haircuts or amusing accents.
Or (like Feynman) are good at shtick.
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Rob Lister wrote:You think you're so fucking cool with your robot voice and smart theories and flippity-floppity arms....
Thieved.
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http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.htmlIn the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
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Are you kidding?Rob Lister wrote:Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
Cheeto Hitler would love him.
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Listy needs a kitten pic.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Hawking is all confused. He doesn't look anything like a Mexican. 
Or did he recently convert to Islam?
Or did he recently convert to Islam?
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You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!Rob Lister wrote:http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.htmlIn the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.
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Listy needs a 2x4 shoved up his ass sideways.sparks wrote:Listy needs a kitten pic.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.
"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray
"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.
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What?shemp wrote:You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!Rob Lister wrote:http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.htmlIn the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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And Listy doesn't even get their consent first!asthmatic camel wrote:What?shemp wrote:You can't even spell his name right, you fucking camel fister!Rob Lister wrote:http://www.voanews.com/a/mht-stephen-ha ... 75501.htmlIn the wide ranging interview, Hawking said he would like to visit the U.S. but fears he “may not be welcome”
Let's be clear: You're NOT welcome here. There's no MAY to it. Fag.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.
"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray
"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.
"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray
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Why do you suppose Rob is in such a bitchy mood today, ghost DrMatt?DrMatt wrote:I see no reason to categorically dislike physicists.
Such potential!
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Talking to a banned ghost? Someone's got some ditches in their future.
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There's no playing grab-ass with the departed.
Any man playing grab-ass with the departed gets a night in the box.
Any man playing grab-ass with the departed gets a night in the box.
Any man who don't keep order spends a night in the box!
