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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby gnome » Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:55 pm

Anyone got Tyson's actual words on the topic? I have a feeling "likely" may be overstating his actual argument.

I would be most happy to find that Tyson is more interested in how to tell than speculating on the outcome. That's where the real science is.
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:23 pm

gnome wrote:Anyone got Tyson's actual words on the topic? I have a feeling "likely" may be overstating his actual argument.

I would be most happy to find that Tyson is more interested in how to tell than speculating on the outcome. That's where the real science is.


Blowhard Tyson wrote:"And if that's the case, it is easy for me to imagine that everything in our lives is just the creation of some other entity for their entertainment. I'm saying, the day we learn that it is true, I will be the only one in the room saying, I'm not surprised,"


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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:25 pm

I'm guessing Tyson is also one of those "Singularity" geeks. :)
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:26 pm

In short, a gullible ninny rather than a stoner.

But he kicks ass when it comes to raising money for the Planetarium.
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:36 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:But he kicks ass when it comes to raising money for the Planetarium.


Kenneth Copeland does a better job.
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby gnome » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:59 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
gnome wrote:Anyone got Tyson's actual words on the topic? I have a feeling "likely" may be overstating his actual argument.

I would be most happy to find that Tyson is more interested in how to tell than speculating on the outcome. That's where the real science is.


Blowhard Tyson wrote:"And if that's the case, it is easy for me to imagine that everything in our lives is just the creation of some other entity for their entertainment. I'm saying, the day we learn that it is true, I will be the only one in the room saying, I'm not surprised,"


God.


Meh. Nevermind.
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Witness » Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:14 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:A simulation of what? A real universe?

Taking place in an even realer universe, which is itself a simulation?

I humbly suggest a ring of universes, each simulating the next one. :P

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:51 am

Witness wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:A simulation of what? A real universe?

Taking place in an even realer universe, which is itself a simulation?

I humbly suggest a ring of universes, each simulating the next one. :P


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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby sparks » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:26 pm

Fuck string theory: What we need is a yarn theory.
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Bruce » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:46 pm

sparks wrote:Fuck string theory: What we need is a yarn theory.


Here ya go:

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Yarn theory is tied to the theory that there is a black hole inside Kirby's tummy that allows him eat eat anything.

What? You don't believe me?

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-s ... u/69946835

Wait, you think only gamers and not actual scientific researchers talk about this theory?
Scientist At Ohio University Claims Black Holes Less Like Kirby And More Like Jiggly

I'm sure if you dig hard enough, you'll find theories on how yarn theory relates to black holes. :wink:
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Witness » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:34 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Do you look good on television? :)

Ah! There's the rub! :(

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Witness » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:38 am

sparks wrote:Fuck string theory: What we need is a yarn theory.

Fuck yarn theory: What we need is lace theory!
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perhaps…

Which also proves that the universe is symmetrical. 8)

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby sparks » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:01 am

Isn't the Cosmos just a magnificent piece of work? :)
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:25 am

Hmmmmm . . . Big Bang. . . .

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:46 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Peezus is envious of Tyson.

Tyson gets more publicity, more money, and all around more respect from people in general.

Better service in fancy restaurants even though he's black, better quality groupies ... :notsure:


Look what I found. :mrgreen:

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Witness » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:53 pm

↑ That vest is cool! 8)

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:56 pm

Witness wrote:↑ That vest is cool! 8)


You're his target audience. Keep your legs closed.

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Bruce » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:59 am

I'll admit he was pretty good in Zoolander 2.
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But he was no match for Benedict Cumberbach
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or Katy Perry
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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:25 am

Rob Lister wrote:You're his target audience. Keep your legs closed.

You're just jealous. :roll:

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Re: Neil deGrasse Tyson Sucks

Postby gnome » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:38 pm

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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