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Welcome to the Icelandic Phallological Museum

Post by Witness » Sun May 21, 2017 1:11 am

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About the Museum

The Icelandic Phallological Museum is probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country. Phallology is an ancient science which, until recent years, has received very little attention in Iceland, except as a borderline field of study in other academic disciplines such as history, art, psychology, literature and other artistic fields like music and ballet. Now, thanks to The Icelandic Phallological Museum, it is finally possible for individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
http://phallus.is/en/ (there is a – modest – gallery to visit)

I extracted this from the specimen list:

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Re: Welcome to the Icelandic Phallological Museum

Post by sparks » Sun May 21, 2017 7:01 pm

"Dicks in jars" on the next 'Oprah'.
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Post by ed » Sun May 21, 2017 7:49 pm

"Big Bag of Dicks" Iceland Edition
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun May 21, 2017 11:11 pm

Proof that the conceptual penis is a social construct!!!
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Post by Fid » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:31 pm

I dunno after I'm dead I kinda like folks looking with amazement at my standard issue pecker.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:51 pm

They will be kind and excuse it as shrinkage.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:07 pm

Fid wrote:I dunno after I'm dead I kinda like folks looking with amazement at my standard issue pecker.
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↑ Or… uh…

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Post by Fid » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:27 pm

Doctor X wrote:They will be kind and excuse it as shrinkage.

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Bro, unless they pump it up all our boys will be so...


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Post by Fid » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:57 pm

Trollpikken was vandalized but it's been repaired with the help of a lotta swingin' dicks.
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