World's largest super-soaker

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World's largest super-soaker

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:17 am

Cuts through watermelons.

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Re: World's largest super-soaker

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:21 am

I am triggered.

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Re: World's largest super-soaker

Post by gnome » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:36 pm

WATERMELONS?!!!!!
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