Trilobites: Why?

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Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:17 pm

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Why should a ubiquitous scavenger that dwelt (dwells????) on the ocean's floor become extinct?

Makes no sense. Why? Could it be that they are still alive, scavenging? Who would keep such a thing secret? Why? But if they are, indeed, extinct, how did it happen? It seems that if everything all around you is dieing, being a scavenger is a good strategy.
Trilobites disappeared in the mass extinction at the end of the Permian about 252 million years ago. The trilobites were among the most successful of all early animals, roaming the oceans for over 270 million years.[6]
Don't buy it, not for a second.
entering a drawn-out decline in the Devonian culminating in final extinction of the last few survivors at the end of the Permian period.[17]
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:02 pm

They were just too yummy, so they all ended up in some vertebrate's tummy. :Hungry2:
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:03 pm

Clever rhymes do not address the issue!!!
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:15 pm

ed wrote:Clever rhymes do not address the issue!!!
This one does.

It took us the better part of the Paleozoic era to evolve tummies, just so we could partake.

Not quite the real thing, but it will have to do:
http://www.georgehart.com/trilobites/trilobite.html
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by sparks » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:42 pm

Their inability to adapt to changing environmental conditions. That's the ticket.

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:11 pm

Bullshit. They are fucking scavengers fer chrissakes!!!
WhAt do you mean "adapt"? Are you a fag or something?

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by sparks » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:35 pm

Adapt. In a Darwinian sense.

Something happened in the environment and they were no longer able to scavenge. They died. Became extinct. They snuffed it. Joined the choir ... and so on.

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:49 pm

Sorry you are wrong. I think they survive
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by sparks » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:53 pm

Provide evidences please. :)

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 pm

The evidences am that there is catagorically NO reason for them to have become extinct.

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:08 pm

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:52 pm

Trilobite cryptids hidden in some dark moist corner of the world?

The NYC sewer system perhaps? Maybe at one time but the giant albino alligators got them.

History repeats itself, sorta. :lmao:
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:32 am

I hereby vow that I will devote the remainder of my life to uncovering the sordid truth behind the Trilobite Conspiracy.

They didn't die off, that is a scurrilous lie. I call on all of you here to join me in my, nay OUR effort to discover the truth!!!!
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by shemp » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:32 am

ed, are you into evolution conspiracy theories now? There's a very simple reason trilobites went extinct: they evolved eyes, got a good look at each other, saw that they were totally fucking ugly, wouldn't do each other anymore, and died.
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:36 am

That does seem pretty reasonable.

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Witness » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:40 am

ed wrote:Why should a ubiquitous scavenger that dwelt (dwells????) on the ocean's floor become extinct?
I'd love to see a real true-o living trilobite!

They had even more variety than you suggest (quoting from Wikipedia).
Trilobites had many lifestyles; some moved over the sea bed as predators, scavengers, or filter feeders, and some swam, feeding on plankton. Most lifestyles expected of modern marine arthropods are seen in trilobites, with the possible exception of parasitism (where scientific debate continues). Some trilobites (particularly the family Olenidae) are even thought to have evolved a symbiotic relationship with sulfur-eating bacteria from which they derived food.
And yet, after 250+ Myears the Permian extinction got them. Apparently… ( :mrgreen: ) But that was after a long, slow, decline.

Another weirdness (still Wiki):
By the time trilobites first appeared in the fossil record, they were already highly diversified and geographically dispersed.
Some pics just for the fun (be aware that most trilobite fossils are in fact exoskeletons shed during molt):

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Walliserops trifurcatus

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Kolihapeltis sp.

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:55 am

Did they taste like lobster?

Everybody loves lobster, right? Not me. I think it is like eating a big spider.

A long time ago in sea far, far away we had lobster for the first time ever. Luxury! proclaimed most on that day; day one. On day two we had the same. Three though twenty, the same.
Apparently our chief steward got a great deal on lobster at some god-awful port.
I suspect money traded hands in the opposite direction.
I also suspect it forever ruined it for all .

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Witness » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:20 am

Rob Lister wrote:Did they taste like lobster?
We'll have to wait till ed locates one. Then we can taste it – and donate the pathetic remains to some museum, just to mock them. :twisted:

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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:06 am

It was God's punishment for all that trilobite sinfulness. :)
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Re: Trilobites: Why?

Post by ed » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:33 am

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The Gandalf Trilobite.

And what exactly is he doing with a staff?????????
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