The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:14 pm

Trusting BB is not enough. You must love him her.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:28 pm

Is it a lie meant to deceive? A loyalty test?

Or does she truly believe what she says in some complex manner involving doublethink?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:43 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Is it a lie meant to deceive? A loyalty test?

Or does she truly believe what she says in some complex manner involving doublethink?



Lol, I see what you did there.

Seriously though, her Ghost did a terrible job. SAD.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:16 pm

corplinx wrote:Image

The ultimate shitpost, Hillary tells people in her book to Trust Big Brother The Establishment as the takeaway from 1984.


:o :o :shock: :shock: :shock: ...................................... :lmao:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:26 pm

P. – S.

Hmmm… Here's a parody, and others exist:

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Is the Heartfield document legit?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:43 pm

Witness wrote:
corplinx wrote:Image

The ultimate shitpost, Hillary tells people in her book to Trust Big Brother The Establishment as the takeaway from 1984.


:o :o :shock: :shock: :shock: ...................................... :lmao:

Reads like something a bot wrote.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:15 pm

Witness wrote:Is the Heartfield document legit?

Yep, it's legit:

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:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:39 pm

corplinx wrote:Lol, I see what you did there.


Of course you do. :coolspecs:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:41 pm

OK, I suppose we all agree Hillary didn't write it.

The real question is did she read it? :BigGrin3:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:04 pm

When Clinton apologists try to shitpost:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:37 pm

corplinx wrote:Seriously though, her Ghost did a terrible job. SAD.


On second thought, maybe the ghost was playing Good Soldier Schweik.

In which case great job. HAPPY. :)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:24 am

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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:27 am

All of those details she could not remember were in those 30,000 e-mails, Gram.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:32 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:34 am

Pyrrho wrote:Image
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These fuckers really are using the soviet playbook.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:20 am

Hooliganism!
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:40 am

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
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