The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:21 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:14 pm

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I was overseas when Vegas happened. For about 7 years Vegas was my second city and I really love that town. It hit me hard hearing the news reports come in.

I'm still waiting to get a clear picture about what happened and understand it.

The cunts who stood on the still warm bodies to immediately make emotion based pleas to force society to conform to the way they want it to be, are cunts and deserve to have the piss taken out of them.

And I'm apostate gun owner on this forum who believes in more gun control.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:29 pm

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period."

Who said that?

That was an egregious lie that had very real consequences to real people.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:30 pm

Politicians lie, shocking.
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:41 pm

Somebody at WaPo has OCD as well as TDS. 8)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:48 pm

corplinx wrote:And I'm apostate gun owner on this forum who believes in more gun control.
Have all the gun control you want, just make sure your proposals are in line with other Constitutional rights. For example, if you want background checks for private sales then make them free to the buyer and seller.
Do you have questions about God?

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Post by ed » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:52 pm

WildCat wrote:
corplinx wrote:And I'm apostate gun owner on this forum who believes in more gun control.
Have all the gun control you want, just make sure your proposals are in line with other Constitutional rights. For example, if you want background checks for private sales then make them free to the buyer and seller.
A non-FFL seller simply cannot perform a background check. I've often wondered why they don't make it voluntary.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:29 pm

you guys are forgetting the purpose of this thread. Please be un-serious.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:47 pm

ed wrote:
WildCat wrote:
corplinx wrote:And I'm apostate gun owner on this forum who believes in more gun control.
Have all the gun control you want, just make sure your proposals are in line with other Constitutional rights. For example, if you want background checks for private sales then make them free to the buyer and seller.
A non-FFL seller simply cannot perform a background check. I've often wondered why they don't make it voluntary.
That can be worked around. A prospective buyer submits their information to the FBI system, once approved they issue a code good for 30 days. The seller the enters the code in the system (either online or over the phone) to verify it is good, then the sale proceeds. No information regarding the gun is entered, nor does the seller know anything about the buyer other than if the code is valid.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:32 am

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Interactive, database, &c.: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics ... d7cab7c277
I saw this earlier today and thought "how long until some autist on 4chan takes every fakenews wapo story from the same time period, counts the number of sentences, and shows that the wapo makes more false statements daily than trump".

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:50 am

It's called pole dancing now and it's very classy.
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Post by Grammatron » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:09 am

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Post by Grammatron » Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:34 pm

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:02 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image
See what a great job they did with Haiti. :notsure:
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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:58 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:42 am

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:54 am

Giz wrote:[img doesn't want to be quoted]
There is a famous precedent to that (also soccer):
Told of an Austria-Hungary football match, he [(ex-Archduke) Otto von Habsburg in 1966] asked impishly: “Whom are we playing?”