The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by corplinx » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:14 pm

She's a fat old woman who gets under chin lipo resulting in a bad case of jug-head.

She's enthusiastic about whatever you are. She's doing the Clinton hustle.

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:38 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:35 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by hammegk » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:18 am

And leave it to ragheads to bring knives to a gunfight.

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:44 am

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by hammegk » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:51 am

You too?

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:55 am

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:27 pm

Interesting:
A masked man armed with a sword has killed a pupil and a teacher at a school in Sweden.

The suspect, clad in black, apparently posed for photos with students ahead of the attack, in the western town of Trollhattan.

Two further victims, a pupil and a teacher, are seriously injured. The attacker was shot by police and has died of his injuries. He was 21 and resident in Trollhattan, police said.

The king has said Sweden "is in shock".

Eyewitnesses described chaos at the school, with hundreds of students fleeing from the building screaming.

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Post by Grammatron » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:33 pm

This would never have happened if the teacher was armed with a sword and was trained how to use it responsibly.

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:08 pm

Grammatron wrote:This would never have happened if the teacher was armed with a sword and was trained how to use it responsibly.
Indeed.
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Post by Ben Trovado » Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:09 pm

Grammatron wrote:This would never have happened if the teacher was armed with a sword and was trained how to use it responsibly.

This is the only real response to all the Saturday Knight Specials flooding our cobblestone streets.








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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by hammegk » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:05 pm

Ben Trovado wrote:
Grammatron wrote:This would never have happened if the teacher was armed with a sword and was trained how to use it responsibly.

This is the only real response to all the Saturday Knight Specials flooding our cobblestone streets.








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ak 47s seem to work; where do you buy size zero hats?

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:15 am

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Post by hammegk » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:10 am

Pulled your strings again I see. You are welcome.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:25 am

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Certainly explains his racism and homophobia.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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Post by EvilYeti » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:43 pm

Hate to interrupt the make-out session between the lovebirds, but got an update on the effectiveness of the University of California being a gun-free zone.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/us/univer ... index.html

So, we just had a "mass stabbing" on the Merced campus, which was put to an end by armed UC Police response.

Wow. Who wouldda thunk?

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Post by WildCat » Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:45 am

EvilYeti wrote:Hate to interrupt the make-out session between the lovebirds, but got an update on the effectiveness of the University of California being a gun-free zone.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/us/univer ... index.html

So, we just had a "mass stabbing" on the Merced campus, which was put to an end by armed UC Police response.

Wow. Who wouldda thunk?
You think the stabber used a knife because he was afraid of breaking the law by bringing a gun?
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Post by Witness » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:21 am

Naive question from abroad: what is it with campuses that they so attract crazies? (Or is it mostly a matter of age & "home turf"?) :?

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:30 am

Not to derail the mindless ravings of Yeti the Cunt and Tinkerbell, but it is more of a case of media attention. You are far more likely to be killed in other places. That and campuses are generally large open spaces that anyone can walk on. There may be security at particular buildings, but by and large, they do not lend themselves to checking IDs at every door, every street, every block.

Members are also generally unarmed and security can also be unarmed. That is not a "call to arms" for campuses, it is just the reality.

If you are a loon, who wants attention, who feels "everyone is against you,"--like "those rich students and their rich families"--and also wants attention in his Last Great Gesture of Power, a university campus is a rich pasture.

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Re: The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:56 pm

Planned mass shooting thwarted by FBI sting:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/26/us/milwau ... index.html
A 23-year-old Milwaukee resident charged with illegally possessing machine guns and a silencer had planned a mass shooting targeting a Masonic temple in the city, the FBI said Tuesday.

Samy Mohamed Hamzeh was arrested Monday after buying two automatic weapons and a silencer from undercover agents, the FBI said.

The investigation thwarted an attack "that could have resulted in significant injury and/or loss of life," Special Agent in Charge Robert J. Shields said in a written statement.
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