The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Tue May 30, 2017 4:08 pm

The old thread had gotten pretty long. Let's start this off with a bang.

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The following one only makes sense from the leftie echo chamber, but it's funny.
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And when 4chan decides to shitpost for you:
https://heatst.com/tech/tech-douche-wil ... d-nipples/
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 30, 2017 4:19 pm

Russian control of the GOP?

No just some chicanery -- CONTROL.

The want anonymous tips?

I can do a pretty good Russian accent tovarishch gospodin . :twisted:
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Postby corplinx » Tue May 30, 2017 4:22 pm

I heard Gramm can fake a Russian accent.

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 30, 2017 4:25 pm

corplinx wrote:I heard Gramm can fake a Russian accent.


Nyet.

Gotta sound like Boris Badenov or it won't work.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue May 30, 2017 5:11 pm

Yes...fake....
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 30, 2017 5:45 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0YpTfXZdyo
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Wed May 31, 2017 1:10 am

corplinx wrote:The old thread had gotten pretty long.

I like long threads. They're fun to re-read after a year or two. :wink:

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Postby corplinx » Wed May 31, 2017 1:47 am

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Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 31, 2017 2:21 am

Kathy Griffin Poses With Donald Trump’s Severed “Head,” Which Is a Bad Idea on Several Levels

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I ask myself, would liberals be beside themselves with outrage if Ann Coulter was posing with a prop of Obama's bloody severed head? I think the answer is of course they would be. And it would be called racist too.
Also, what exactly is the point you are trying to make? That you are unhinged?

She has since issued an apology, saying that she went too far.
Update, May 30, 8:05 PM: Griffin has recorded a video apologizing for the stunt and just posted it to Twitter:

I sincerely apologize. I am just now seeing the reaction of [sic] these images. I’m a comic. I cross the line. I move the line, then I cross it. I went way too far. The image is too disturbing. I understand how it offends people. It wasn’t funny. I get it. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my career. I will continue. I asked your forgiveness, and I’m gonna ask the photographer to take down the image, and I beg for your forgiveness. I went too far; I made a mistake; and I was wrong.


Well, OK then. :|
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Postby corplinx » Wed May 31, 2017 2:39 am

Remember when tea idiots hung obama in effigy and wondered why hanging a black dude would get such a bad response?

You wonder what was in people's heads when they're having these brain farts. Fire her and be done with it. (kidding, that's the first apology i've read from one of these phonies that sounded remotely genuine)

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Postby Grammatron » Wed May 31, 2017 4:05 am

For me the issue isn't people doing effigies and severed heads, those are fine frankly. First amendment is a wonderful thing.

The issue is when one side claims moral superiority and high road. When they conduct anti-bullying campaigns and claim we as society can do better. Then proceed to bully and demean the opposition based on everything from race, to gender, to body shaming, to how one eats their food. Hypocritical cunts.
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Postby Grammatron » Wed May 31, 2017 4:10 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed May 31, 2017 4:20 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I ask myself, would liberals be beside themselves with outrage if Ann Coulter was posing with a prop of Obama's bloody severed head? I think the answer is of course they would be. And it would be called racist too.


Yup. Imagine if she lynched him. Thus:

Corplinx wrote:Remember when tea idiots hung obama [Sic--Ed.] in effigy and wondered why hanging a black dude would get such a bad response?


It is just preserving Southern Culture, corps. . . .

Also, what exactly is the point you are trying to make? That you are unhinged?


"We can be Cunts, but you can't."

IF she was sincere, she would deliver an apology to Trump himself. She is not. She is sorry fewer than she expected laughed with her. She is sorry CNN may be pressed to dump her.

Jared's Contact wrote:The issue is when one side claims moral superiority and high road.


Yup. Yup.

But remember you have the freedom to listen to speech I find moral. Otherwise, you are a racist, sexist, hegemonist ["Hegemonist?"--Ed.]--perfectly cromulent--fascist, rapist, totalitarian, and lack commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 31, 2017 9:34 am

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Thieved. :)
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 31, 2017 1:41 pm

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 31, 2017 2:34 pm

Woke up this morning to Covfefe jokes all over Facebook. Had to have it explained to me since I missed whenever Trump tweeted this. This was the best joke of the lot though.

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Postby corplinx » Wed May 31, 2017 3:09 pm

Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump
Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 31, 2017 3:23 pm

Seriously, what I SUSPECT happened was that he was starting to type 'Despite the negative press coverage...." got as far as "Cov" in "coverage", got distracted by something (who knows what), threw his phone back in his pocket and 'pocket posted' the rest. That actually makes the most sense as far as what 'covfefe' means.
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Postby corplinx » Wed May 31, 2017 3:47 pm

It was obviously a half written aborted message that accidentally sent.

But it's funny.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed May 31, 2017 4:27 pm

Clearly impeachable!

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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