The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:54 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:34 am

Truly a shitpost:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Mentat » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:33 am

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It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:47 am

↑ Hungarian joke, from the communist era (now the pendulum has swung…):
– Is it possible to make a living with only one job?
– One doesn't know as nobody ever tried.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:15 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:10 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:44 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Image
There seems to be a divergence (on both sides) regarding support for "gay rights" and "same sex marriage".

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:57 pm

Hey, Pyrrho!

Is that the political equivalent of those "Managementism paradigm" posters you put somewhere or other around here? 8)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:03 pm

Yeah it pretty much is the same horseshit.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:14 am

Thieved. :)
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Business Insider wrote:Trump has now spent more than a 3rd of his presidency at his properties and a 4th at his golf clubs
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:35 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:54 am

What do you have against Marie Osmond, Pyrrho?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:30 pm

Not sure how her stay-slim holiday secret is going to stop the Obama-Hillary Conspiracy.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:07 pm

Fat-shaming to Hillary is like holy water to a vampire.

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"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:48 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:22 am

I was going to comment on the need to wear a hat indoors but then read the Tweets:
Phil Benshoof @metallikat1970
the hat makes me laugh

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:36 am

A half-gallon head in a ten-gallon hat.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by ed » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 am

:x Racist :x
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