The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:40 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by The Joker » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:45 am


Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Well, you would, after all.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:19 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Those stilettos are crazy.
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Post by Mentat » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:22 pm

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It's "pea-can", man.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:05 pm

What if it's all true, except for the bit about trusting POTUS?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by RCC: Act II » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:32 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:What if it's all true, except for the bit about trusting POTUS?
I'd rather trust tainted institutions. The whole point of a checks and balances system is that everyone is bullshit to some degree. At least within that system the bullshit of any one person is largely blunted. No one person can be trusted with that kind of power, because, again, all people are bullshit.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Mentat » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:04 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:What if it's all true, except for the bit about trusting POTUS?
What if the moon was made of cheese?
It's "pea-can", man.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:48 am

I get it. Newsweek is no longer what it used to be. It is literally just a "brand" that someone bought on the cheap at a fire sale from a bankrupt company. The new Newsweek is closer to a gossipy tabloid like People magazine than what it used to be.

Not quite fake news, more like a big "So what?"

http://www.newsweek.com/ivanka-trump-va ... ner-760746
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Post by Grammatron » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:08 am

Great shitpost newsweek

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:11 am

I think, clearly, Jared is a slave owner.

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Post by Witness » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:14 am

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Make America Grate Again. :mrgreen:

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:43 am

Alright, now that is awesome.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:55 am

Okay now I know for sure that he's really only using Twitter for t3h lulz.

Meanwhile...

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:48 pm

Guess who is holding talks with Satan?
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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:51 am

Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President
One year ago: the plan to lose, and the administration’s shocked first days.
On the afternoon of November 8, 2016, Kellyanne Conway settled into her glass office at Trump Tower. Right up until the last weeks of the race, the campaign headquarters had remained a listless place. All that seemed to distinguish it from a corporate back office were a few posters with right-wing slogans.

Conway, the campaign’s manager, was in a remarkably buoyant mood, considering she was about to experience a resounding, if not cataclysmic, defeat. Donald Trump would lose the election — of this she was sure — but he would quite possibly hold the defeat to under six points. That was a substantial victory. As for the looming defeat itself, she shrugged it off: It was Reince Priebus’s fault, not hers.

She had spent a good part of the day calling friends and allies in the political world and blaming Priebus, the chairman of the Republican National Committee. Now she briefed some of the television producers and anchors whom she had been carefully courting since joining the Trump campaign — and with whom she had been actively interviewing in the last few weeks, hoping to land a permanent on-air job after the election.

Even though the numbers in a few key states had appeared to be changing to Trump’s advantage, neither Conway nor Trump himself nor his son-in-law, Jared Kushner — the effective head of the campaign — ­wavered in their certainty: Their unexpected adventure would soon be over. Not only would Trump not be president, almost everyone in the campaign agreed, he should probably not be. Conveniently, the former conviction meant nobody had to deal with the latter issue.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:55 am

Sure.

And everything since he took office is revenge for electing him.

Makes perfect sense. :BigGrin3:
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