The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:38 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:04 am

This twitter user is a master shitposter.
We all know this one by now: But look at some of his other work: https://slate.com/technology/2018/01/wh ... annel.html
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:55 am

Good old Neil Degrasse Tyson :lmao:

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Did you know he gets better service in restaurants than PZ Myers, even though he's black? :BigGrin3:
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Post by Grammatron » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:11 pm

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Post by Giz » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:08 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image
That hair. Someone needs to 'shop in a guitar and make it an alt-rock album cover. "Year one" even sounds cool.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:58 am

That Time cover.

For real?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:01 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:That Time cover.

For real?
You right, I should have posted it in Poe.

http://time.com/5097122/president-trump ... one-cover/
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:30 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Grammatron » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:18 am

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Post by Giz » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:22 am

Grammatron wrote:Image
Not that there's anything wrong with that. ..

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Funny, she comes from Maine. . . .

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Post by Witness » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:03 am

Has made its way into the slang dictionary:

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:15 pm

From 2012

A Brief History of Presidential Profanity
From Lincoln to LBJ, dirty words are nothing new in the White House


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/l ... n-19691231
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Teh deep state strikez!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:05 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:49 am

Pyrrho wrote:From 2012

A Brief History of Presidential Profanity
From Lincoln to LBJ, dirty words are nothing new in the White House


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/l ... n-19691231
It used to be something that fell into the category of "not fit to print" (the famous New York Times slogan).

Of course past presidents swore. Many of them swore a blue streak. It's just that it didn't used to be newsworthy. To report it as news would have been indecorous. The same was apparently true with womanizing, back when JFK was president. One did not speak of such things, at least not in public, on the pages of a newspaper or on the evening news.

Now it's like, OMG he said a Cuss Word!!! :freedom:
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