The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by corplinx » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:07 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:17 pm

Cute.

Really from 4chan though, right? :BigGrin3:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:09 am

Doctor X wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Contemplating her run, after deciding to attack the blinds and knock down a slat.
But did not sell her influence to foreign countries, mishandle classified materials, attack the victims of the dog, or grab . . . er . . . other pussy . . . ies?

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Run . . . Meow!

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Post by corplinx » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:23 am

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Man. I feel bad at laughing at that one in retrospect.

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Post by Skeeve » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:13 am

corplinx wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

Man. I feel bad at laughing at that one in retrospect.
You mean the misandric land whales gravitationally-challenged ladies female-presenting people?

I wonder what they'll do when the government runs out of money...
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Skeeve » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:56 pm

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So obesity is a disability now?
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by sparks » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:46 pm

It would seem so.
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:41 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Grammatron » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:57 am

Ha

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Post by corplinx » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:20 pm

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THIS GUY FUCKS. Of course, the Trump base has two factions. The religious right which are blind to his moral gaps or forgive them with a "we are all sinners", and the people who will register to vote twice because he banged a porn star.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:26 pm

For you, corplinx :P

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:42 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:35 pm

WaPo wrote:The White House asked to borrow a Van Gogh. The Guggenheim offered a gold toilet instead.

The emailed response from the Guggenheim’s chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: The museum could not accommodate a request to borrow a painting by Vincent van Gogh for President and Melania Trump’s private living quarters.

Instead, wrote the curator, Nancy Spector, another piece was available, one that was nothing like “Landscape With Snow,” the 1888 van Gogh rendering of a man in a black hat walking along a path in Arles, France, with his dog.

The curator’s alternative: an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet — an interactive work titled “America” that critics have described as pointed satire aimed at the excess of wealth in this country.

For a year, the Guggenheim had exhibited “America” — the creation of contemporary artist Maurizio Cattelan — in a public restroom on the museum’s fifth floor for visitors to use.

But the exhibit was over and the toilet was available “should the President and First Lady have any interest in installing it in the White House,” Spector wrote in an email obtained by The Washington Post.

The artist “would like to offer it to the White House for a long-term loan,” wrote Spector, who has been critical of Trump. “It is, of course, extremely valuable and somewhat fragile, but we would provide all the instructions for its installation and care.”
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Post by corplinx » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:04 pm

The toilet thing is painfully cringey. "Hey, Drumpf asked us to borrow a painting..... AND WE SAID HOW BOUT A GOLD TOILET, HAHAHAHAHA"

Then people shared the story a million times proving the the religious right don't have a monopoly and not understanding comedy.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:36 am

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
DACA has been made increasingly difficult by the fact that Cryin’ Chuck Schumer took such a beating over the shutdown that he is unable to act on immigration!

11:16 AM - Jan 26, 2018

The shitlord in chief craps out his latest shitpost that will no doubt get reported on because it's a shitpost.

Ideas contained within it that journos will pass on for Trump but wouldn't if he just said them outright:
1. DACA not passing is not due to Trump resisting the idea, but Chuck's failure to execute.
2. Chuck is weak, and caved, and got beat.
3. Trump is in control and it's up the Chuck to man up.

The persuasion game is strong.