The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by WildCat » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:18 am

At least he didn't call him Chuck the Cuck.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:29 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by corplinx » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:35 pm

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If Farley banned Sandler in the third frame, that would have basically been DJ Groethe and myself. LUL.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:41 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:01 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:56 am

Hannity's Twitter account vanished shortly after that. He's back, and so are conspiracy theories. He has been yelping about how his VOICE WILL NOT BE SILENCED etc.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:57 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Mentat » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:23 am

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Post by ed » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:10 am

Can't trim a Bush

(note the clever choice of words)
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Post by corplinx » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:09 pm

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Failed cringey attempt at shitposting where a grammys nobody watched preached to the choir. Take that DRUMPF

However, it inspired the kids.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:44 pm

Nobody outside the business ever gave a shit about the Grammys.

This is different from the Oscars because there was once a time when people outside the business gave a shit.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:14 pm

Break is over. Back in the shit.

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Post by corplinx » Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:48 am

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Trump is the best Democrat president of our lifetime. Definitely better than those Dinos Obummer and Slick Willy. They were republican-lite.

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Post by Witness » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:20 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Break is over. Back in the shit.
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