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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby WildCat » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:29 am

Apparently college students have an opinion on Trump's SOTU address... which hasn't happened yet.

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Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:52 am

You should not need to see it to condemn it.

Did you have to listen to Hitler's Nuremberg rally speeches to oppose them Wildcat?

I will pray for you.





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Postby Grammatron » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:25 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:51 am

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Expect 1 million captions for this by the morning. The look of "we're so fucked when the donors realize the blue wave is fakenews" is priceless though.

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Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:12 am

The dentures shifted and got stuck.

It happens.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:15 am

corplinx wrote:Expect 1 million captions for this by the morning. The look of "we're so fucked when the donors realize the blue wave is fakenews" is priceless though.


As a prediction of near future shitposting, I'm sure you're right.

But to me she just looks painfully bored.

As with all of us, there are parts of her job that are like that. And this is one of those.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby WildCat » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:44 pm

corplinx wrote:Image

Expect 1 million captions for this by the morning. The look of "we're so fucked when the donors realize the blue wave is fakenews" is priceless though.

That look when your whole world is crashing down around you. When you realize the elusive "blue wave" is turning into a red tide.
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Postby WildCat » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:46 pm

It's been a bad week for Nancy and it's going to get worse when the memo is released.

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Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:10 pm

Dog bites old man.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:14 am

Not a shitpost but didn't feel like starting a new thread: Trey Gowdy won't seek reelection. No scandal or anything like that that I'm aware of, he's just sick of congress and Washington.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/ ... ion-380231
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:34 am

One last shitpost and I'll call it a night. 8)

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Postby corplinx » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:17 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Not a shitpost but didn't feel like starting a new thread: Trey Gowdy won't seek reelection. No scandal or anything like that that I'm aware of, he's just sick of congress and Washington.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/ ... ion-380231


Something casual republicans don't get is that Gowdy actually tried to investigate the destabilization of Libya and get answers for it. They just wanted to hear "Hillary got people kilt" but they didn't want to pursue if Obamaco was using old 50s/60s era destabilization bullshit that nobody gets to vote on.

His dressing down of the press for not looking into it themselves is sort of epic.

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Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:50 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:03 pm

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Postby Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:59 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Postby Giz » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:07 pm

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Is this a "republicans are rich because they can afford color TV" or "republicans are racist, while the rest of the country is color blind"?

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:16 pm

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Postby Pyrrho » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:34 am

Giz wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:Image


Is this a "republicans are rich because they can afford color TV" or "republicans are racist, while the rest of the country is color blind"?

Republicans can afford better cable TV.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Mentat » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:39 am

Or that CBS news isn't on netflix.
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