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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Mentat » Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:37 pm

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It's "pea-can", man.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:16 pm

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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:50 am

Marching and standing at attention were among my least favorite parts of being in the military. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that. It might be a necessary part of basic training, but it's not why I joined.


Politically though, it might work to Trump's advantage. It's a cheap ploy, appealing to patriotism and love for the service members and veterans, but it will probably work. People are suckers for that sort of thing. :freedom:
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:17 am

You probably seiza knelt during the National Anthem.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:21 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by corplinx » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:13 am

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This one makes me smile every goddamn time it pops up.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:01 am

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If I use my childhood phone number, which I can still remember 40 years later for some stupid reason, it comes out to one that I hear all the time

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:03 am

Oh shit they'll get you for sure now, can't be that woke legally

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:05 am

New trope going around the right wing side of the web:

The Democrats are a "post-American" party.
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:12 am

Globalism is not a new trope.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:26 am

Grammatron wrote:Globalism is not a new trope.
There are no new ideas.

However, that particular phrase applied to that particular party was new to me. And at any rate, is suddenly popular.

That is the point.
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Post by WildCat » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:50 pm

Democrats still can't take a joke:

Do you have questions about God?

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Post by corplinx » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:41 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:New trope going around the right wing side of the web:

The Democrats are a "post-American" party.
That's pretty spicy.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:39 pm

WildCat wrote:Democrats still can't take a joke:

Well yeah, plus the fact it wasn't funny.
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Post by WildCat » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:05 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
WildCat wrote:Democrats still can't take a joke:

Well yeah, plus the fact it wasn't funny.
There's a huge gulf between thinking it wasn't funny and taking it that Trump was seriously accusing those who didn't clap of treason. And these Dems are claiming he was serious, just look at their concerned faces and handwringing.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:16 am

There's a huge gulf between nay being able to take a joke and being an hysterical ninny. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Mentat » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:45 pm

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