The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Giz » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:29 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
How many north Koreans are in prison?

100%.

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Post by WildCat » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:35 pm

Grammatron wrote:Another communist who doesn't want to move to people's paradise.
It's even more stupid than that, he's an anarchist.

The most stupid kind of society ever, one that can only exist for about 1 billionth of a second before it is replaced by warlords fighting over turf.
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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:55 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:29 pm

https://www.sesp.northwestern.edu/files ... r_2017.pdf

The Appeal of the Primal Leader: Human Evolution and Donald J. Trump
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:35 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:33 pm

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Post by corplinx » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:45 pm

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Michael Moore, puppet of Putin...

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Post by corplinx » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:50 pm

The purpose of russian paid trolling was to seed chaos. This weekend, Democrats have essentially admitted to all being dupes of Russian trolls. Let that sink in. LOL.

While they were ranting hysterically about COLLUSION the Trumpists were doing moonwalks and high fives.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:25 am

Well if they are Russian, Trump is not their president. Right?

So where is the deception? :BigGrin3:
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:28 am

The FBI could not have fucked this up better if they sat down and planned it.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:55 am

Trump Says FBI Missed 'Signals' Of Florida School Shooting Because Of Russia Probe

The FBI obviously dropped the ball here, but this is kind of unseemly, if unsurprising.

In the campaign Trump promised to prevent shootings. He didn't say how he would do it, but it's unclear if he's taken any sort of concrete action in that direction.
“I’ll be able to make sure that when you walk down the street in your inner city, or wherever you are, you’re not going to be shot,” he declared during the campaign. “Your child isn’t going to be shot.” He has not been able to make sure of that––ask any parent whose children were caught up in any of the recent school shootings.

Trump gave those credulous enough to believe him false hope.

“The crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon come to an end,” he vowed at the Republican National Convention. “Beginning on January 20, 2017, safety will be restored.” But safety was not restored that day. Neither crime nor violence ended. The vow was a cynical ploy to get votes.

It worked.
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Post by Pyrrho » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:09 pm

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Post by Grammatron » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:08 pm

Anaxagoras wrote: The FBI obviously dropped the ball here, but this is kind of unseemly, if unsurprising.
Using a school shooting as a political tool, who does that; so unseemly.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:20 pm

Everyone.

As they did with the previous ones.

As they do with every tragedy.

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