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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:04 pm

I recognie three of them. Who is the third from the left? In the purple shirt
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Post by Grammatron » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:06 pm

The 2 from the right are Boston bombers.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:17 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:I recognie three of them. Who is the third from the left? In the purple shirt
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:23 pm

Ah. I recognized the younger Tsarnaev. Not the older.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:18 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Ah. I recognized the younger Tsarnaev. Not the older.
To be fair, neither did his brother--"Ship Stain"--since he ran him over with his car. Hence his "nickname" "Speed Bump."

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:40 am

This seems appropriate:



somehow.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:58 am

Supposedly Twitter has a policy against bots and "fake accounts" and it's against their terms and conditions to pay for fake followers or fake retweets, but enforcement has been spotty.
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:07 am

I am sure many armchair Constitutional experts were both shocked and distemper'd to learn that the First Amendment does not apply to a private organization providing a free service.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Rob Lister » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:32 pm

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It must be said: Stacey Dash is running as a republican in the 44th district. That includes Compton, North Long Beach, and Watts. It is predominately Hispanic. Hillary won that district by 83%.

So she's at least a little clueless. Then again ...
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Post by Witness » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:25 am

↑ She has an ugly nose, she's a witch! :x

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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:41 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:37 am

Trump chewing his own AG via Twitter: We've seen this before of course, but it still amazes me.

Not a big believer in "Praise in public, criticize in private."

The issue in question:
Responding to Trump's tweet, the attorney general said in a statement that the Justice Department "initiated the appropriate process that will ensure complaints against this department will be fully and fairly acted upon if necessary."
"As long as I am the attorney general, I will continue to discharge my duties with integrity and honor, and this department will continue to do its work in a fair and impartial manner according to the law and Constitution," Sessions said.
Sessions had said Tuesday that the Justice Department is looking at whether the FBI has properly handled applications for surveillance orders under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Sessions, appearing at a news conference announcing a new opioid task force, was asked about House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes' controversial memo outlining purported surveillance abuses and told reporters that "the inspector general will take that as one of the matters he'll deal with."
The Justice Department's inspector general is Michael E. Horowitz, a longtime department official who has worked under Republican and Democrat administrations. He was confirmed for the inspector general job in 2012 under then-President Barack Obama.
While Trump is correct that Horowitz does not have prosecutorial powers, he can -- and often does -- make criminal referrals to the Justice Department based on his investigations. An investigation into improper FISA use would fall squarely onto Horowitz, too, given his charge instructs him to "investigate alleged violations of criminal and civil laws by DOJ employee."
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:41 am

This will come as a major surprise to you, Anax, but it seems like Trump went off half-cocked.

I will allow you a moment to compose yourself.

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