The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:29 pm

Once relations are normalized, Dennis Rodman would be a good pick for ambassador.
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Postby Witness » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:09 am

LA Times wrote:At rally, Trump again calls for the death penalty for drug dealers

President Trump on Saturday again called for enacting the death penalty for drug dealers during a rally meant to bolster a struggling GOP candidate for a U.S. House seat here.

During the campaign event in this conservative western Pennsylvania district, the president also veered off into a list of other topics, including North Korea, his distaste for the news media and his own election victory 16 months ago.

Trump said that allowing prosecutors to seek the death penalty for drug dealers -- an idea he said he got from Chinese President Xi Jinping -- is "a discussion we have to start thinking about. I don't know if this country's ready for it."
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-drug-dealers-20180311-story.html

Are you ready? :mrgreen:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:17 am

Is being a bourgeois lick-spittle jackal of the Wall Street imperialist oligarchy still a death penalty offense in China?

I know you don't hear much about it any more, but that might just be effective deterrence. 8)
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:09 pm

New political insult sighted today: Fredocons.

Self so called Conservatives who are like Fredo from the Godfather.

They take sides against The Don. :lmao:
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Postby corplinx » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:42 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:New political insult sighted today: Fredocons.

Self so called Conservatives who are like Fredo from the Godfather.

They take sides against The Don. :lmao:


Flake, McCain, etc. They think being against the Don will endear them to the media. McCain forgets how easily the media turned on him as soon as he opposed a democrat.

Bunch of Fredocons.


If the Buckley definition of conservatism was standing against the flow, then Donald's stand against my neoliberalism is The Real Conservatism.

It may turn out that neoliberalism works better in theory than practice. The theory didn't take into account corporations shifting their presences.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:48 pm

Witness wrote:
LA Times wrote:At rally, Trump again calls for the death penalty for drug dealers

President Trump on Saturday again called for enacting the death penalty for drug dealers during a rally meant to bolster a struggling GOP candidate for a U.S. House seat here.

During the campaign event in this conservative western Pennsylvania district, the president also veered off into a list of other topics, including North Korea, his distaste for the news media and his own election victory 16 months ago.

Trump said that allowing prosecutors to seek the death penalty for drug dealers -- an idea he said he got from Chinese President Xi Jinping -- is "a discussion we have to start thinking about. I don't know if this country's ready for it."
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-drug-dealers-20180311-story.html

Are you ready? :mrgreen:


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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:24 am

Don't know where to put that, so here it lands. Patient lawsplaining & denial, I found it fascinating. Start at 25:48.

https://youtu.be/KoA0veRo6N4?t=1548

Admittedly, it's long. :mrgreen:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:38 pm

http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/12/hilla ... irs-india/

"Clinton is in the country to participate in the India Today Conclave, where she claimed President Donald Trump only won the election because he go the support of people she famously called “deplorables.”"

Then she proceeded to fall down stairs multiple times.

Sometimes kharma is the best shitpost.

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:45 pm

    President Donald Trump only won the election because he go the support of people she famously called “deplorables.”

This is not merely true, it is a tautology.

"Deplorable" == Trump supporter.

QED
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Postby Grammatron » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:27 pm

So Trump won because Trump supporters voted for him? Fucking diabolical.
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Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:09 pm

Deplorable, Gram.

Deplorable.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:35 pm

Oh wait, now I get it. She finally admitted it wasnt RUSSHUNS.

Then bitch fell down the stairs even with a helping hand to keep her up.

Totally healthy folks, ignore the chronic cough and mobility issues.

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:38 pm

corplinx wrote:Oh wait, now I get it. She finally admitted it wasnt RUSSHUNS.


Utterly irrelevant. A sick old woman who cannot stay on point.

What does Maxine say? That's the important one.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:46 am

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/973599618469679104

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Postby Pyrrho » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:48 am

Damn, The Onion is good.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/973644400462098432

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Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:24 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:16 pm

Maybe I was wrong.

There may still be professional Democrats who care about winning people over.

Dem operatives fume after Hillary disses Trump voters
NY Post

Democratic operatives have an urgent message for Hillary Clinton — please shut up and go away.

Their fury and frustration were fuelled by boasts she made in India over the weekend while hawking her new book, “What Happened,” that “advanced” states with better economies and smarter people voted for her.

...

“If these statements are a form of catharsis, it would be in the Democratic Party’s best interest for her to get these out of her system soon. We need leaders like her to look forward to 2020 and how to unify the party, not continue to re-litigate the past, ” an ex-Obama White House aide added.

...


However, unnamed source, grain of salt.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:22 pm

The Democrat party used to be the party of workers.

Now the party of workers is Trump and the the other party is just The Establishment composed of Dem/GOP wings.

Isaac Asimov couldn't have dreamed this up but came close with 'The Mule' in his Foundation books.

An aberration none of the models took into effect.


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