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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:18 pm

Pyrrho wrote:https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/974503126496628736



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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:31 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Looks like the sort of thing a RUSSIAN would say. :evil:


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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:35 pm

ed wrote:Supporter of the first major female film Director (Leni Riefenstahl)


Nope.

Alice Rosenbaum in the good old USA was first. Or at least before Leni.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:48 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:02 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
ed wrote:Supporter of the first major female film Director (Leni Riefenstahl)


Nope.

Alice Rosenbaum in the good old USA was first. Or at least before Leni.


Huh???? Ayn made flicks? WTF are you on about, again????? :x

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:10 pm

You think.

Not.



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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:21 pm

Ha ha ha.

Humor is it?

Good show indeed.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:06 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby sparks » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:03 am

ed wrote:Ha ha ha.

Humor is it?

Good show indeed.


Nope, just a cheap shot. Sorry ed.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:53 am

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc ... story.html

A D.C. lawmaker responded to a brief snowfall Friday by publishing a video in which he espoused a conspiracy theory that Jewish financiers control the weather.

D.C. Council member Trayon White Sr. (D-Ward 8 ) posted the video to his official Facebook page at 7:21 a.m. as snow flurries were hitting the nation’s capital. The video, shot through the windshield of a car driving west on Interstate 695 through downtown Washington, shows snowy skies while White narrates.

“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he says. “And D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:21 pm

YouTuber ‘Count Dankula’ Found Guilty in ‘Sh*tposting’ Case by British Court
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Scottish YouTube personality Count Dankula — real name Mark Meechan — was found guilty at Glasgow Sherrif Court Tuesday of a hate crime, and potentially faces two months in prison after recording a video of his girlfriend’s dog doing Nazi salutes.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:08 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:YouTuber ‘Count Dankula’ Found Guilty in ‘Sh*tposting’ Case by British Court
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Scottish YouTube personality Count Dankula — real name Mark Meechan — was found guilty at Glasgow Sherrif Court Tuesday of a hate crime, and potentially faces two months in prison after recording a video of his girlfriend’s dog doing Nazi salutes.

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But, but... it was the dog that made the salute?!!

I wonder if John Cleese (or his cameraman) could get arrested for the Fawlty Towers sketch about who started the war, pretty sure Cleese was goose stepping and nazi saluting during it.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:38 pm

Pyrrho wrote:https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-lawmaker-says-recent-snowfall-caused-byrothschilds-controlling-the-climate/2018/03/18/daeb0eae-2ae0-11e8-911f-ca7f68bff0fc_story.html

A D.C. lawmaker responded to a brief snowfall Friday by publishing a video in which he espoused a conspiracy theory that Jewish financiers control the weather.

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Then why would Jews have to move to Miami, and why does Miami have hurricanes?










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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:05 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:YouTuber ‘Count Dankula’ Found Guilty in ‘Sh*tposting’ Case by British Court
Breitbart

Scottish YouTube personality Count Dankula — real name Mark Meechan — was found guilty at Glasgow Sherrif Court Tuesday of a hate crime, and potentially faces two months in prison after recording a video of his girlfriend’s dog doing Nazi salutes.

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If that's true, wtf. Then again, Breitbart.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:37 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:44 pm



Best comment on the Jerusalem post link: "the dog was only following orders"

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:56 pm

You will notice that the UK authorities are *not* claiming that he was inciting violence or anything of the sort.

In their own terms, they are telling the truth. The crime was causing offense.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:42 pm

:lmao:

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