The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby ed » Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:15 am

sparks wrote:
ed wrote:Ha ha ha.

Humor is it?

Good show indeed.


Nope, just a cheap shot. Sorry ed.


No prob.

Nice, quick and funny.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Postby corplinx » Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:46 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:49 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:37 pm

That's kinda creepy. Surreal.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:48 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:That's kinda creepy. Surreal.


yea, but not up to date.

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Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:38 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:40 pm

https://twitter.com/senrobportman/statu ... 8227822594



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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:59 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Finally they'll be able to keep their uniforms neat.


I love his inclusion of Pope Franky encouraging "young people to shout out" to be heard.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby corplinx » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:59 pm

"Former President Obama said on Sunday that he would like to create "a million young Barack Obamas" to run the next stage in the "relay race that is human progress," the Washington Examiner reported."

Barry O is a better shitposter than people thought. I think that made Trump's heart skip a beat.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:25 pm

corplinx wrote:"Former President Obama said on Sunday that he would like to create "a million young Barack Obamas" to run the next stage in the "relay race that is human progress," the Washington Examiner reported."

Barry O is a better shitposter than people thought. I think that made Trump's heart skip a beat.


Not even Trump, let alone Obama, has enough money to send one million grandchildren of bankers to prep school. :)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:03 pm

corplinx wrote:"Former President Obama said on Sunday that he would like to create "a million young Barack Obamas" to run the next stage in the "relay race that is human progress," the Washington Examiner reported."

Barry O is a better shitposter than people thought. I think that made Trump's heart skip a beat.


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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:35 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:07 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:34 pm

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