The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:42 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:53 pm

'shopped. That is not a copy of the constitution she's tearing up.
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Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:04 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:11 pm

Are they protesting target practice?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:32 pm

sparks wrote:'shopped. That is not a copy of the constitution she's tearing up.
No shit Sherlock. :P
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:42 pm

I live to serve.
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Post by Witness » Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:25 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:24 pm

I wonder if it's true?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:36 pm

Does it matter?
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:48 pm

It does if no youngsters show up ever again.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:57 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Does it matter?
In terms of the ultimate disposition of the universe?

Naah. :P
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:31 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Giz » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:30 pm

Never give them polonium after midnight.

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:29 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Jimmy the Gent » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:17 pm



You trying to be a wiseguy with me?

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Love that pic! :mrgreen:

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Post by Grammatron » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:10 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:52 am

Given Dan wrote a lot of the propaganda, this is different how?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:24 am

The very exemplar of fake news in modern times.

He even got fired for it, it was so bad.
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