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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:30 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:29 am

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/990399302819241984



https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/990397560878645248

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:31 am

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/990397715262554112

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:48 am

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Spoiler:
For Trump lookalike, crops mean more than social media fame

MADRID (AP) — A woman in Spain has found unexpected fame on social media after many found she bore a striking resemblance to U.S. President Donald Trump.

A journalist reporting on farming in northwestern Spain posted on Instagram a picture of Dolores Leis dressed in farm clothing with a hoe over her shoulder, prompting thousands of responses.

The 64-year-old has since been asked to comment on pressing U.S. policy and international issues — though she has shown more concern for a moth plague threatening her potato crops.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/For-Trump-lookalike-crops-worry-more-than-social-12863943.php

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:46 pm

https://twitter.com/AllenWPA/status/990569683177934849

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:58 am

Doctor X wrote:Why anyone cares what Kanye thinks about anything remains beyond me.

--J.D.


That was my first reaction.

But the buzz over by Free Republic is that it will only take a few more percentage points of blacks voting to reelect Trump to make it a solid landslide. And Kanye can make it happen.

I expect that is totally delusional thinking on their part, but The MediaTM are acting like it is a real peril.

Therefore it is, right? :notsure:
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White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a press briefing that the Trump would [Sic--Ed.] administration would be launching an investigation into the matter, and look into “claims that Cyber Command may be working for Crooked Hillary.”
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:19 am

Doc almost got me. :lmao:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Witness » Wed May 02, 2018 1:11 am

Bloomberg wrote:Zuckerberg Risks a Night in U.K. Parliament’s Clock Tower

Facebook Inc. Chief Executive Officer Mark Zuckerberg has been asked -- again -- to appear before British lawmakers, or risk a formal summons. If he refuses that, Parliament could demand Zuckerberg spend the night in the clock tower.

The penalties for holding Parliament in contempt vary. Technically -- though very unlikely -- the House of Commons could call Zuckerberg to appear before them and berate him for his behavior. Zuckerberg may be issued with a fine, although this penalty hasn’t been used since 1666. As a last resort, lawmakers could threaten to send him to the clock tower of the Palace of Westminster -- more commonly known as Big Ben -- a resort not used since 1880.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-01/facebook-s-ceo-risks-a-night-in-u-k-parliament-s-clock-tower

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Wed May 02, 2018 10:16 am

As a last resort, lawmakers could threaten to send him to the clock tower of the Palace of Westminster -- more commonly known as Big Ben -- a resort not used since 1880.


Is that supposed to be a punishment? That would be pretty cool.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 02, 2018 3:23 pm

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 02, 2018 11:53 pm

I am really hoping this one is a Poe.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 02, 2018 11:56 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:I am really hoping this one is a Poe.


Maybe that particular instance, but it's received wisdom over by Free Republic.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 02, 2018 11:57 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:I am really hoping this one is a Poe.


Maybe that particular instance, but it's received wisdom over by Free Republic.


Why doesn't that surprise me?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 02, 2018 11:59 pm

Coffee break is over, back into the shit.

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