The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Paulie Cicero » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:26 pm

Back in my day, people loved each other! You didn't lock your doors!

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:40 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:01 pm

He does not like "Tiny Dancer," apparently.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:10 pm

Doctor X wrote:He does not like "Tiny Dancer," apparently.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:18 pm

You hum along with it.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:19 pm

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:05 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:33 am

Thieved.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:40 am

So Trump has created a wall that keeps puppies safe and happy?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:47 am

Priorities, man, priorities
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:11 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:17 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:40 am

No organ? Wouldn’t that make him barron?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:55 am

He has cowbell.

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by ed » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:08 am

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