The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:55 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
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I dunno man. That graphic that AA likes to use, I think Sorbo could pull that off
You mean the fat Jew with the little goatee and pince nez glasses? 8)
That one too. I was thinking the one with the big grin and wringing his hands. The one used in that fake Ron Paul cartoon
The "Happy Merchant" (so dubbed by 4chan).

I didn't think of him because he's not associated with creationist apologetics
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:12 am

Also came across this one, and am involved in a discussion over whether it is real or a parody. Strikes me as a parody but I can't prove it.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:21 am

Looks like all of the hilarious "With Her" comic pictures from the election:

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:26 am

Exactly what I was thinking that made me think "fake"

But since I don't hang around 4Chan or other places where this sort of thing spawns, nor do I have any interest in going there, I am reduced only to "Looks fake to me, like a lot of other proven bullshit" when discussing it
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:28 am

↑ Hey! I don't "hang around" either! :x

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:28 am

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↑ Without the blather:

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From: https://altright.com/2017/12/15/washing ... -war-zone/
What the hell kinda bullshit polemic site was that?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:29 am

Witness wrote:
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↑ Hey! I don't "hang around" either! :x
Actually, I was referring to Dr. X' post above yours, about the fake Hillary ads
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Post by Witness » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:32 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
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What the hell kinda bullshit polemic site was that?
It stinks mightily. :mrgreen:

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:33 am

Guess it fits on a "shitpost" thread though. That was truly shitty
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Post by xouper » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:35 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:26 am
Exactly what I was thinking that made me think "fake"

But since I don't hang around 4Chan or other places where this sort of thing spawns, nor do I have any interest in going there, I am reduced only to "Looks fake to me, like a lot of other proven bullshit" when discussing it
It's amusing how Nyarl complains about those who hyperbolate about the Democrats, and yet he does exactly the same thing in the other direction.

At least this shit is in the shitpost thread where we can all admire quality shitposting when we see it, regardless which "side" its from. :wink:

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Post by xouper » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:20 am

I don't agree with the following characterization, but I think it qualifies as a shitpost:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:49 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:12 am
Also came across this one, and am involved in a discussion over whether it is real or a parody. Strikes me as a parody but I can't prove it.
Has to be a parody.

Taken literally, the thrust is that Democrat men shouldn't vote.

The facial expressions are also a tip off.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:02 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:29 am
Witness wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:28 am
↑ Hey! I don't "hang around" either! :x
Actually, I was referring to Dr. X' post above yours, about the fake Hillary ads
Do not worry, he cannot see it.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:27 am



Read the Twitter thread tho:
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Taking a ball from a little kid is a bad look. But social media got it wrong.
The social media world teed off on an adult fan who snagged a baseball obviously thrown to a little kid in the Wrigley Field crowd at Sunday’s Cardinals-Cubs game.

Social media got it wrong.

Within 24 hours, the man condemned as selfish and unthinking because of the viral video was being hailed as selfless and thoughtful by the boy’s family, fans seated nearby and the Cubs organization.

All told, according to the Cubs, the man wound up with four balls during the game. Three went to kids, according to nearby fans, including the one who appeared to be slighted in the clip.

“I spoke to the boy’s mother today and can confirm the man did not steal the ball from the boy, based on information we received from his mother,” Cubs spokesman Julian Green said in a statement. “Unfortunately, a video that was quickly posted and unverified has made a national villain out of an innocent man who was attending his first Cubs game to celebrate his wedding anniversary.

“In fact, the man gave several balls to children in the same section and his wife as an anniversary present. We hope this first experience won’t ruin his trip to Chicago and Wrigley Field and we invite him to come back soon.”
Aw what's a little mob rule between random people?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:53 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:28 am
What the hell kinda bullshit polemic site was that?

That kinda bullshit polemic site, you know. 8)
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Post by WildCat » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:01 am

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:17 am

I just dreamed that I was riding in the presidential limousine, and I was sharing the toilet seat with President Trump, anrd we were both laughing while we were taking a dump.

Very realistic. Very relieved that I didn't fill my shorts.
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