The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Boss Paul » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:24 am

You definitely need to get your mind right!

Not sure Boss Kean's got a deep enough ditch. You stay there, I'll ask the Captain!
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Carr » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:58 am

There's no playing grab-ass with the President in the building!

If you must grab-ass the President, you must do it in the kennel with Dog Boy watchin' on Sunday mornin'!

Any man who plays grab-ass with the President gets a week in the box and a set of chains!
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:41 pm

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:03 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:46 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:03 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:56 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:03 am

ABC news needs better headlines.

“The last straw “

“The straw that broke carmel’s back”

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:56 pm

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Post by Giz » Thu Jul 26, 2018 1:02 pm

The conservatives nightmare either needs a Russian flag on the bomb, or a sign that it is being decommissioned.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:04 pm

Giz wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:56 pm
Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:03 am

ABC news needs better headlines.

“The last straw “

“The straw that broke carmel’s back”
Or perhaps: "Turtles, all the way down."

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... s-science/

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:14 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:48 pm

I still think the trump-land / Hillary-archipelago was best.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:39 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:14 pm
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Interesting, so how did Hillary "HER TURN© " manage to loose then?

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Oh, yea, now I remember....that pesky electoral college.

Speaking of which, does anyone else remember a time when Democrats were Red, and Republicans were Blue?
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:42 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:26 pm

"The Art of the Salt", lol