The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:49 pm

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Now, to be fair, I do not believe Spock's characterization applies to all Democrats. But what else did you expect from a shitpost, anyway?

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Post by Skeeve » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:32 am

Witness wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:24 am
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But then again, if "God Favors Trump" that might explain how "HER TURN© "
managed to lose despite all of the polling in her favor...

...just sayin'
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:54 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:20 pm

Democrats have a solid platform if they back universal health care. Right now things like the straw ban are marginalizing them.

Anyways:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:08 am

Did someone say shitpost? I hope this one is shitty enough. :)

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:20 am

I wouldn't consider the following image a shitpost, but I post it here anyway in case someone gets triggered by it.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:42 pm

No image this time, just a bit of humor (or possibly a shitpost masquerading as humor):
https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/mainstream-media-joke wrote:
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”

The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies “I’m a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump.”

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”

And THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days!

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:44 pm

Not funny enough for humor, yet not shitty enough for a shitpost.

Be less mediocre next time. :p
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:54 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:44 pm
Not funny enough for humor, yet not shitty enough for a shitpost.

Be less mediocre next time. :p
I've been zinged.

In the shitpost thread, no less.

:o

It's getting more and more difficult to write good satire these days because reality is getting so wacky.




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Post by WildCat » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:54 am

I got called a Russian troll on YouTube today. A site where I have been uploading videos for a dozen years, none of which are from Russia and none of which has me speaking with an accent. Because I said Socialism invariably leads to a totalitarian dictatorship.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:00 pm

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