The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:28 pm

WildCat wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:10 pm
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Pardon my ignorance, but what is Snap Map? How is it generated?
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I believe "Hymietown" is the proper name.
While seeking the Democratic Presidential nomination in 1988 Jesse Jackson referred to New York City as "Hymietown," a remark for which he later apologized.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... =Hymietown


"Hymietown" is so last century.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:51 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:55 pm

WildCat wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:10 pm
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:08 pm
Pardon my ignorance, but what is Snap Map? How is it generated?
https://www.engadget.com/2018/08/30/van ... -snapchat/
An instance of anti-semitic digital vandalism appears to be affecting platforms such as Snapchat, CitiBike, Jump Bike, Zillow and StreetEasy, with New York City showing up as "Jewtropolis" on their maps. Gizmodo reports that zooming in and out on Snapchat's Snap Map can make the city switch between New York City and "Jewtropolis," but that not all users of these platforms are seeing the vandalized name. The problem appears to be not with the platforms themselves but with Mapbox, a mapping software used by the companies.
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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:06 pm

That led to Gizmodo, which led to this:

https://www.smh.com.au/national/chelsea ... 500l2.html
American whistleblower and activist Chelsea Manning is facing the prospect of having her visa application denied by the Australian government just days before her speaking tour – which includes an appearance at the Sydney Opera House – is due to start.

Fairfax Media understands the Australian government is considering refusing entry to Manning, who was released from military prison in 2017, under s501 of the Migration Act.
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:46 pm

Fuck him sideways.

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Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:15 pm

Clever

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Post by WildCat » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:45 pm

Nixon, of course, spied on the McGovern campaign whereas Trump was the one spied on. This is actually the complete opposite of Watergate.
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Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:49 pm

Yes but it's an excellent shitpost

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Post by xouper » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:51 pm

Yes, it made me chuckle.

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:13 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:38 pm

Never mind what Teddy Roosevelt said about the presidency being a "bully pulpit".

Pulpits are so-o-o-o-o-o-o *not* the current year, and when was the last time someone said "bully" meaning "cool"?

To update Teddy Roosevelt's dictum, the presidency is a totally awesome shitposting Twitter account. :coolspecs:


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Post by ed » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:04 pm

It's "Jewton"
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:55 pm

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Post by Giz » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:04 am

They put Churchill on his arm?! That’s the most cool, badass American guy they could come up with?

How about ol’ hickory or Teddy? Or Texas specific, like Crockett or Tubbs... uh, I mean Bowie!

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Post by Witness » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:14 am

Perhaps it's W. C. Fields? :lmao:

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:08 pm

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Post by WildCat » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:10 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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Obviously fake ad.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:15 pm

Ego, a classic shitpoast.
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