The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:12 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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Ego, a classic shitpoast.
I see what you did there. Nice portmanteau. :)



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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:58 am

↑ Save that it's "ergo".

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:05 am


That is not going to work the way you think it is, kid.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:12 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:05 am

That is not going to work the way you think it is, kid.
And it looks shopped to me:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:24 am

It's shopped to show what he wants before it happens.

What I'm not getting is why Hogg of all people is trying to sink Ted Cruz.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:43 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:24 am
It's shopped to show what he wants before it happens.

What I'm not getting is why Hogg of all people is trying to sink Ted Cruz.
Perhaps because Hogg has announced he's running for Congress in a few years.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:46 am

Do you think someone is pushing him?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:26 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:46 am
Do you think someone is pushing him?
I don't have enough information to offer a useful opinion on that.

Let me ask my totally trustworthy magic eight ball:

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Hmmm . . . Let me rephrase my question: Is David Hogg a twit?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Surprise » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:36 am


CRUZ: Let me finish this, please.

The man is utterly amoral. Morality does not exist for him. It's why he went after Heidi directly and smeared my wife, attacked her. Apparently, she's not pretty enough for Donald Trump. I may be biased, but I think, if he's making that allegation, he is also legally blind.

But Donald is a bully. You know, we just visited with fifth-graders. Every one of us knew bullies in elementary school. Bullies don't come from strength. Bullies come from weakness. Bullies come from a deep, yawning cavern of insecurity. There's a reason Donald builds giant buildings and puts his name on them everywhere he goes.

And I will say there are millions of people in this country who are angry. They're angry at Washington. They're angry at politicians who have lied to them. I understand that anger. I share that anger. And Donald is cynically exploiting that anger. And he is lying to his supporters.

Donald will betray his supporters on every issue. If you care about immigration, Donald is laughing at you. And he's telling the moneyed elites he doesn't believe what he's saying, he's not going to build a wall. That's what he told "The New York Times."

He will betray you on every issue across the board. And his strategy of being a bully in particular is directed as women. Donald has a real problem with women. People who are insecure, people who are insecure about who they are -- Donald is terrified by strong women.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Surprise wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:36 am

CRUZ: Any man who does not begin his day on his knees does not deserve to be President!
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:59 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:46 am
Do you think someone is pushing him?
Maybe his aspirations for a political career or as a pundit.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:59 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:52 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:04 am

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Shitpost…

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Post by Giz » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:13 am

Witness wrote:
Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:04 am
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Shitpost…
Implies that the Donald is helping clean shit up?!?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:37 pm

Great old cartoon, but how is that a shitpost?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:25 am

It's a quality shitpost. :P

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:19 am

Witness wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:25 am
It's a quality shitpost. :P
Aha! A vintage shitpost. :lmao:
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