The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:36 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:04 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Yeah, I forgot you already posted it. :dunno:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:10 pm

#MAGA: Federal Deficit Jumps 32 Percent, Hits $895 Billion for Fiscal 2018! (Reason)
The economy might be humming but when are we going to have to, you know, pay for the party already?
Nick Gillespie|Sep. 13, 2018 5:40 pm
Never let it be said that Donald Trump and congressional Republicans don't know how to spend money. According to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), these guys have been slapping down government plastic like the bill is never, ever going to come due:

The federal deficit hit $895 billion in the first 11 months of fiscal 2018, an increase of $222 billion, or 32 percent, over the same period the previous year, according to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO).

The nonpartisan CBO reported that the central drivers of the increasing deficit were the Republican tax law and the bipartisan agreement to increase spending. As a result, revenue only rose 1 percent, failing to keep up with a 7 percent surge in spending, it added.
It's projected to reach about a trillion next year and rise again the following year.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:09 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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That's clever on more than one level (even though I disagree with the central message). Well done.

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Post by Surprise » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:49 am

I feel very badly for Paul Manafort and his wonderful family. “Justice” took a 12 year old tax case, among other things, applied tremendous pressure on him and, unlike Michael Cohen, he refused to “break” - make up stories in order to get a “deal.” Such respect for a brave man!"

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:00 pm

Another N00b :)

Another official greeting tonight unless someone beats me to it.

How about an avatar?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:20 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:00 pm
Another N00b :)

Another official greeting tonight unless someone beats me to it.

How about an avatar?
There's no n00bs here, only sock puppets.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj