The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:49 pm

Maybe so, but he still kissed their asses.

The only proper way to deal with the UN is to give them 24 hours to clear out, and turn the New York property (and all the art that was donated to the UN) into a museum of genocide.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:57 pm

lol

nice shitpost Abdul

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:51 am

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I refuse to watch this movie.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:09 am

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I refuse to watch this movie.
But will you buy this record?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:29 am

I never figured Avenatti was transphobic. :evil:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Surprise » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:49 am

"We don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore, and they won't be. They won't be."

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:52 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:43 pm

I hate to say it, but the shitposts lately haven't been all that shitty, even my own recent shitty offerings have been a little weak.



OK all better now :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:36 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:47 pm

First there were Russians in our election, now they’re russian through the confirmation!

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:14 pm

Giz wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:47 pm
First there were Russians in our election, now they’re russian through the confirmation!
I think they're Stalin.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:49 pm

No idea how legit this is but it's the shitpost thread.

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you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:39 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:39 pm

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