The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:46 pm

Anything with pbs.twimg.com does not resolve on multiple, even stripped browsers.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:07 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:46 pm
Anything with pbs.twimg.com does not resolve on multiple, even stripped browsers.
Shows up fine on Firefox 62 for windows.

Shows up fine on my iPad (Safari).

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:04 pm

↑ Reality (?) writes the shitposts now:
President Donald Trump on Kim Jong Un: 'We fell in love' over 'beautiful letters'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... 478834002/

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:20 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:24 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:46 pm
Anything with pbs.twimg.com does not resolve on multiple, even stripped browsers.

--J.D.
What about this...on Imgur



or

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:44 pm

Those two Imgur work.

Otherwise I get either nothing or "Image."

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:00 pm

Works for me on chrome for PC and Mac

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:26 pm

Clearly Doctor X should get a PC.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:52 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:16 pm

WildCat wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:26 pm
Clearly Doctor X should get a PC.
You may have a point. It does not work with chrome on my Mac:
Image
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:26 pm

I'm fairly certain that Mac OS has a built-in screenshot tool.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:30 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:16 pm
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Is that a tin foil hat for your computer? What a novel idea.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:33 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:26 pm
I'm fairly certain that Mac OS has a built-in screenshot tool.
Image
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:53 pm

Original post redacted. Never mind. Seems I spoke out of turn.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:56 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:33 pm
Grammatron wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:26 pm
I'm fairly certain that Mac OS has a built-in screenshot tool.
Image
--J.D.
I don't see what your mother has to do with anything.

I was replying in jest, but I can see how it was obtuse.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:13 pm

I thought only Your Mom was into double-obtuse. . . .

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:27 am

Grammatron wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:26 pm
I'm fairly certain that Mac OS has a built-in screenshot tool.
But then we wouldn't know he has tin foil over his keyboard to keep THEM from figuring out his keystrokes.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:58 am

It was just transmitting the chrome drum keys more efficiently.

Do you not know anything?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:13 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:57 am

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:58 am
It was just transmitting the chrome drum keys more efficiently.

Do you not know anything?

--J.D.
:cry:
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj