The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:52 pm

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Post by Witness » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:56 pm

↑ So it's all a Muslim plot to segregate the sexes? :shock:



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See e. g. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/30/us/p ... naugh.html

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Post by Giz » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:36 pm

The book we don't deserve but need right now:

The politics of whining
A history of Democratic sour grapes

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Post by Witness » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:11 am

↑ I'd prefer "The Art of Whining", there are many contexts where it's useful… :mrgreen:



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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:17 am

Sometimes you can't beat reality. Is this a scene from The Naked Gun?
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:11 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:12 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:16 pm

No, old white people don't all look alike.

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Post by WildCat » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:29 pm

Ford does look way older than her age though.
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Post by WildCat » Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:41 pm

Do you have questions about God?

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Post by Giz » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:08 pm

At least Tintin didn’t make her sit in the back!

(Does Melania have a snappy excuse, or did she just pith everybody off?)

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:34 pm

Is a pith helmet not normal for the tropics?

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Post by WildCat » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:03 am

The Kavanaugh hearings have already made it into a GOP campaign ad that qualifies as a shitpost:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:41 pm

It all makes sense now! :o

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:33 pm

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