The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:50 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:26 pm

I thought it only required 2 men to witness a rape in Islam????

I do not know what is more absurd, the idea of a "feminist Muslim" or the idea of feminists embracing a member of Islam in the first place...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:35 pm

Skeeve wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:26 pm
I thought it only required 2 men to witness a rape in Islam????

I do not know what is more absurd, the idea of a "feminist Muslim" or the idea of feminists embracing a member of Islam in the first place...

:?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:54 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:35 pm
Skeeve wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:26 pm
I thought it only required 2 men to witness a rape in Islam????

I do not know what is more absurd, the idea of a "feminist Muslim" or the idea of feminists embracing a member of Islam in the first place...

:?
A united front against the common enemy.

Did Churchill and Stalin even like each other?
I thought they danced cheek-to-cheek..

Na just kidding, point taken.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:53 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Jeebus fucking Christ Abdul learn how to embed a tweet!

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:06 pm

1) It doesn't work with my browser.

2) That particular one is better in context.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:08 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:22 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:06 pm
1) It doesn't work with my browser.

2) That particular one is better in context.
It works on my computer in both Edge and Chrome, and what could be better context than being able to click on it and see the entire thread instead of a screen shot?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:29 pm

↑ Abdul uses Lynx.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:31 pm

Witness wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:29 pm
↑ Abdul uses Lynx.
He should use a real browser.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:47 pm

↑ Of course, but he's still running DOS. :|

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:53 pm

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Uh, that's political speech. What business do police have censoring someone's speech?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:00 am

It's all in the news story

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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The elephant did not give consent to this revenge porn, Anax.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:28 pm

Allegedly snapped at the moment Kavanaugh's confirmation was announced.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:33 pm

When you're wearing gloves because your hands are cold, and it's still summer... you might be near the end. We'll know for sure when Anax picks her for the dead pool.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:14 pm



DIS FUGGIN GUY, we cant out shitpost the shitposter in chief.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:51 pm

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