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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:50 pm

Strawman FTW!

What about the genetic fallacy? Hasty generalization? Argumentum ad shitpost?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:42 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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Strawman FTW!

What about the genetic fallacy? Hasty generalization? Argumentum ad shitpost?
I'll take "Argumentum ad Shitpost" for 400, Alex. :)

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:17 pm

Meanwhile, The Boston Pravda is waffling on the fact that they just, basically, proved Elizabeth Warren has no significant evidences--thanks--of Native American heritage. As in less expected by a random person of European descent.

As in orders of magnitude less to justify checking the "I'm Native American! Give Me Preferences" box.

So bad, a Her Turn supporter is criticizing her and Democrats in general for a "lack of focus."

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:51 pm

Wow.

Not only does Porn Lawyer get his Stormy Daniels defamation case against Trump tossed, he actually has to pay Trump's legal fees.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:03 am

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:51 pm
Wow.

Not only does Porn Lawyer get his Stormy Daniels defamation case against Trump tossed, he actually has to pay Trump's legal fees.

--J.D.
Does that include the 130K?

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:09 am

I do not know yet, but the legal fees are, I am sure, far in excess of that.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:39 am

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:09 am
I do not know yet, but the legal fees are, I am sure, far in excess of that.

--J.D.
The fees have to be "reasonable" though. They can't just charge them 10 million dollars.

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/15/65765308 ... on-lawsuit

The other thing is that in this day and age you can always find partisan fools who will pay for it. (Crowdfunding campaigns, etc. They probably already have such.)
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:07 am

The "reasonable fees" will be tremendous.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:28 pm

Where's ed? :wink:

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Post by corplinx » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:32 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:35 am

Yankees fans only can watch as their greatest rival dominates again
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HOUSTON — Hey Yankees fans, do you want the good news or the bad news?

OK, let’s start with the good. The Astros were eliminated Thursday night from the ALCS. Thus, the three-peat Yankees of 1998-2000 remain the last repeat champs. "BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Team from previous century did not always suck!"

Now the bad news, it was the Red Sox, who ousted the Astros. Therefore, it is the Yankees’ most bitter foe going to the World Series.

Yeah, the Yankees have those 27 titles, so long-term history remains on their side. But curses, the Red Sox will be trying to win their fourth World Series in the past 15 seasons. The modern relationship is getting awfully one-sided. It includes Boston capturing the past three AL East titles, knocking out the Yankees in this year’s Division Series and doing in this ALCS what the Yanks could not last season — eliminate Houston. Do not forget that Greatest Choke in All Sports History from THIS century, Scooter!

Boston is 5-0 on the road in these playoffs — at Yankee Stadium and Minute Maid Park — and outscored the Yankees and Astros by a combined 40-13. That enabled elimination of the 100-win Yankees and now the 103-win Astros, further sprucing the Red Sox’s team-record 108-win campaign. The last team to beat two 100-win teams in the playoffs were the Curse-ending 2004 Red Sox.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

If there is a Curse anymore, it is emanating from the mouths of Yankees fans when they see what their greatest rival has become.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:25 am

But Jeter is still better than Nomar. :BananaFinger:
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:35 am

That is just cause he had A Roid on his right side. . . .

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Post by WildCat » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:30 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:35 am
Yankees fans only can watch as their greatest rival dominates again


Joel Sherman

HOUSTON — Hey Yankees fans, do you want the good news or the bad news?

OK, let’s start with the good. The Astros were eliminated Thursday night from the ALCS. Thus, the three-peat Yankees of 1998-2000 remain the last repeat champs. "BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Team from previous century did not always suck!"

Now the bad news, it was the Red Sox, who ousted the Astros. Therefore, it is the Yankees’ most bitter foe going to the World Series.

Yeah, the Yankees have those 27 titles, so long-term history remains on their side. But curses, the Red Sox will be trying to win their fourth World Series in the past 15 seasons. The modern relationship is getting awfully one-sided. It includes Boston capturing the past three AL East titles, knocking out the Yankees in this year’s Division Series and doing in this ALCS what the Yanks could not last season — eliminate Houston. Do not forget that Greatest Choke in All Sports History from THIS century, Scooter!

Boston is 5-0 on the road in these playoffs — at Yankee Stadium and Minute Maid Park — and outscored the Yankees and Astros by a combined 40-13. That enabled elimination of the 100-win Yankees and now the 103-win Astros, further sprucing the Red Sox’s team-record 108-win campaign. The last team to beat two 100-win teams in the playoffs were the Curse-ending 2004 Red Sox.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

If there is a Curse anymore, it is emanating from the mouths of Yankees fans when they see what their greatest rival has become.

New York Sun
--J.D.

P.S.
"You are the NAIL! We are the hammer!"

--Lou Merloni, former Red Sox Player to butt-hurt MFYs fans
Well yeah, now that Boston finally lets non-white players on the roster.
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Post by WildCat » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:31 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:25 am
But Jeter is still better than Nomar. :BananaFinger:
Nomar jumped the shark when he went to the Cubs.
Do you have questions about God?

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Post by WildCat » Sun Oct 21, 2018 1:25 am

Democrats reaping what they've sown:

Do you have questions about God?

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