The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:11 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:41 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:20 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:26 pm

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Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:58 am

This is hilarious!

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:57 am

NSFW:
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:14 pm

German-American terrorists! :o
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:08 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:27 pm

I don't get it

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:22 am

Grammatron wrote:
Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:27 pm
I don't get it
Government phones can't be iphones or something? :?
Do you have questions about God?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Giz » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:29 am

I guess the argument is whether he normally tweets from cell phone, or a laptop/tablet/desktop...

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:30 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 26, 2018 4:28 am

Trump has lost Caitlyn Jenner:

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/ ... ump-941481

"Caitlyn Jenner: 'I was wrong' about Trump"
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Grammatron » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:39 am

That's a great shitpost.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:22 am

Grammatron wrote:
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I don't get it
Your Mom[Tm.--Ed.] does.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:39 am

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