The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:07 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Oct 26, 2018 4:28 am
Trump has lost Caitlyn Jenner:

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/ ... ump-941481

"Caitlyn Jenner: 'I was wrong' about Trump"
Wow just in time to get attention and headlines. Escape from obscurity...for now.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:11 pm

Well what do you expect? She's a Kardashian.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:18 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Wow. Spot on.
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Post by Witness » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:05 am

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Mad Magazine, 1968.

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Post by Giz » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:21 am

Witness wrote:
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Post by WildCat » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:13 am

Witness wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:05 am
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Mad Magazine, 1968.
Man, I remember that from when I was a kid and had searched for it in vain. They must have repeated it in the mid-70s because I was just 2 in 1968. I remember the graphic being a little different too but I remember that caption!
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:38 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:11 pm

Hillary Clinton Says Blacks 'All Look Alike,' Then Laughs As Audience Applauds
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Here's an example, but inserting the current Republican president for Bush: "President Trump on Sunday said black people 'all look alike,' then laughed and laughed as the audience applauded."

Can you imagine?!

Of course, it wasn't Trump who did that, but rather Hillary Clinton, a two-time loser in her races for the White House.

The moment came when Recode's Kara Swisher, sitting down with Clinton for a question-and-answer session, asked her about Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ).

"I adore him," Clinton said.

"But what do you think of him saying, ‘Kick them in the shins’?" Swisher asked.

But that paraphrase wasn't about Booker, but rather Eric Holder, who was attorney general under former president Barack Obama. Earlier this month, Holder said of Republicans, "When they go low, we kick them. That’s what this new Democratic Party is about."

So Clinton corrected Swisher. "Well, that was Eric Holder," she said.

"Eric Holder, oh, Eric Holder, sorry," Swisher said.

Then Clinton said: "Yeah, I know they all look alike." The audience laughed along with Hillary.

Swisher quickly jumped in. "No, they don’t."

Then she praised Hillary for the remark. "Oh, well done," she said as the audience laughed and applauded.

Clinton then added that she was "paid by Mark Zuckerberg," CEO and founder of Facebook, to make the comment.
Where is an insulted BLM-SJW when you really need one?
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The most hilarious thing is that Clinton had just delivered a haughty speech before she made the highly inappropriate and racist joke.

"What’s often called political correctness is politeness. It’s respecting the diversity that we have in our society," she said. "The Democratic Party is a much more diverse political party, attracting people who are African-American, Latino, LGBT ... And I don’t think it’s politically correct to say, we value that.

"I don’t want to go around insulting people, painting people with a broad brush," she said. "That’s childish."
:D
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:22 pm

A tad out of context, Skeeve. :p
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Post by Witness » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:24 am

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Drove customers away? :mrgreen:

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Post by Surprise » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:24 pm

"I do try,I always want to tell the truth. When I can, I tell the truth."

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:15 pm

A national epidemic, people who confuse "boarder" with "border"

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Post by WildCat » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:18 pm

Voice to text could be responsible for some of that.
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