The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:40 am

Openly gay ex-MMA fighter will be first Native American woman elected to Congress http://hill.cm/YJGnTNF
Don't tell Liz Warren.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:00 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:40 am
Openly gay ex-MMA fighter will be first Native American woman elected to Congress http://hill.cm/YJGnTNF
Don't tell Liz Warren.
She's the one where a GOP official in her state said "Your radical socialist kick boxing lesbian will be sent back packing to the reservation"

Guess he sent her packing the wrong direction
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:10 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:50 pm

Bango Skank Awaits The Crimson King!

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Post by xouper » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:03 pm

Thanks for posting that. I always suspected D&D players live in a fantasy world. Now I have proof. :P

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:48 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:33 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:49 pm

Long before Trump, the master shitposter was Jim Traficant.

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:05 am

So corrupt he thought becoming Republican would make him seem cleaner.

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Post by corplinx » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:28 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:48 pm

Cindy McCain is such a fucking idiot.

They're doing a Broward in Maricopa. Canvassing for extra votes.
Four local Republican parties filed a lawsuit Wednesday night challenging the state's two biggest counties for allowing voters to help resolve problems with their mail-in ballot signatures after Election Day. If the signature on the voter registration doesn't match that on the sealed envelope, both Maricopa and Pima County allow voters to help them fix, or "cure" it, up to five days after Election Day.

Many other counties only allow voters to cure until polls close on Election Day.
So the GOP counties are done but Maricopa can sit with forged ballots calling registered Dems who didn't vote and getting them to say they voted but didn't sign.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:50 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:10 pm

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Who says the left can't meme? :lmao:

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Post by Witness » Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:23 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:00 am

It occurs to me that when they say "switch" that is some sort of "free market" energy scheme.

And while Trump himself has said nothing about wind power, the competing utilities thing is just the sort of this Republicans like.

Can one of our British poster clarify?
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Post by Witness » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:10 am

Where I am the State is the sole provider, but you can buy into a "blue" (hydro) or "green" (hydro +renewable) plan. The extra cash allows for development of these sources.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:41 am

So you get the same filthy power off the same filthy grid, but you pay more to feel good :)
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Post by Witness » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:11 am

That's the function of money: feel good. 8)

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:50 pm

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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