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They won't succeed though. Fixed point in time.

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:lol:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:24 am

FWIW, the "caravan" is starting to show up at the border right about now, and although it's a mess it's really just more of the same old mess.
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Post by WildCat » Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:38 am

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Interesting:
Sixteen Democrats vowed Monday to oppose Nancy Pelosi for speaker on the House floor, throwing the California Democrat’s bid to reclaim the gavel in serious jeopardy.

In a highly anticipated letter that went public Monday, the Democrats praised Pelosi as “a historic figure" but argued that it is time for change at the top.

“Our majority came on the backs of candidates who said that they would support new leadership because voters in hard-won districts, and across the country, want to see real change in Washington," the group of Democrats said in the letter. "We promised to change the status quo, and we intend to deliver on that promise."

The show of force underscores the depth of the challenge facing Pelosi, who has led the caucus for 16 years. Pelosi needs 218 votes among lawmakers present and voting to be elected speaker on Jan. 3. House Democrats have won 233 seats, meaning Pelosi can currently afford to lose only 15 votes.

The letter does not include at least three additional Democratic lawmakers or members-elect who have confirmed to POLITICO that they intend to oppose Pelosi on the floor: Rep. Conor Lamb of Pennsylvania, Abigail Spanberger of Virginia and Jason Crow of Colorado. Note to the Furiners Reading: the vote for Speaker is open with a majority. Assuming the Republicans all vote for one guy, this means if the numbers stay the same, a Republican would be elected Speaker. Hence some brinkmanship on the part of both Pelosi and her opponents: neither want THAT disaster to happen. So who blinks?

That would bring Pelosi’s opponents to a total of 19 members or members-elect committed to voting against her — enough to keep her from becoming speaker should those members refuse to budge.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Pelosi has defiantly said she will win a speaker vote and has no intention of withdrawing. Her allies predict she will take this fight all the way to the House floor and will wear down her opponents.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Monday’s letter, however, suggests that Pelosi’s pressure campaign to wrestle the needed votes has so far fallen short, though her allies note that they still have more than a month to crank up the heat and get these critics in line.

Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-N.Y.), one of the group's ringleaders, dismissed the criticism that only a handful of caucus members publicly signed onto the letter. Rice told POLITICO that Pelosi is likely to win a closed-door caucus vote next week — which only requires a majority of members to vote in her favor — but that the members vowing to oppose the California Democrat plan to stand firm on the floor.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
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Post by Skeeve » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:14 pm

Donald Trump “Little Adam Schitt” Joke...
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Trump’s Sunday morning tweet, in full: “So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate, but not mentioning the fact that Bob Mueller (who is highly conflicted) was not approved by the Senate!”
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“Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one,” Schiff, likely the next chair of the House Intelligence Committee, responded yesterday. “Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself?”

:lol:
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:18 pm

Autocorrect.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:53 pm

Witness:

Reminds me of this oldie but goodie --

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