The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:40 am

We must not neglect Ivanka's emails either:

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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:47 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:19 am

No way!

That hair is clearly fake!

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Post by xouper » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:50 am

Witness wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:06 am
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No, but it makes the truck’s owner look deranged.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by shuize » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:17 am

This made me laugh:
Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Painting Soviet Monuments To Look Like American Superheroes
https://www.earthlymission.com/russia-w ... Zcx0%C2%A0

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:33 am

That is awesome.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:35 am

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:27 pm

Thieved. :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:42 pm

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Post by Grammatron » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:04 am

:roll:

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:33 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Skeeve » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:19 am

Witness wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:25 am
Well, it seems to be a "serious" almost parody cover of "Stand by me" by someone who is NOT wierd Al Yankovic....
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Witness » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:33 am

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Art Young, 1917.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:59 am

It doesn't mention what the reward is. :notsure:



30 pieces of silver sounds about right.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Skeeve » Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:27 pm

Who says the prez cant post a shit post....

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