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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by RCC: Act II » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:55 am

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Pyrrho wrote:Oh, the news that the woman whose yearbook he signed when she was a teenager added the date and location herself.
I'm not sure what that changes.
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:12 am

I guess we'll all find out tomorrow.
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Skeeve » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:28 pm

Roy Moore accuser admits altering yearbook entry
The woman who showed her high school yearbook bearing Roy Moore’s signature as evidence that he knew her admitted Friday that she wrote notes on the page herself while still insisting that his John Hancock was legit.

Beverly Young Nelson, the ex-waitress who charged that Moore groped her when she was 16 and he was in his 30s, told ABC News that she added the date and location of when and where he signed it.
EXCLUSIVE – Handwriting Expert Touted by Washington Post Turns on Gloria Allred: Calls for Activist Attorney to Release YearbookNote: this is from Britebart, so grain(s) of salt maybe required...
Birmingham, ALABAMA — A handwriting expert prominently cited by the Washington Post on the matter of the yearbook presented as evidence by Roy Moore accuser Beverly Young Nelson raised new questions today in a Breitbart News interview about the inscription and signature at the center of national controversy.
Still, one wonders why her attorney apparently won't release the yearbook for examination...
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The forensic document examiner, Mark Songer, a former FBI agent, also called for Nelson’s attorney, activist Gloria Allred, to release the original yearbook “to all parties for examination. I think it is only fair. It shouldn’t be hidden or anything like that in my opinion.”
And on that:
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Under Alabama law, Ms. Nelson has no civil cause of action against Moore. Likewise, Moore faces no prosecution on the Nelson case as the statute of limitations prevents any action against Moore on these forty-year-old allegations.
If Ms. Allred did not properly vet these allegations and did not have the yearbook authenticated by real experts prior to using it as a political prop, all Allred has done is open her client up to possible civil and criminal exposure.*
That’s the very definition of incompetence.
Link: http://committedconservative.com/2017/1 ... unethical/
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:23 am

Fox is calling it for Jones.

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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:27 am

Wow, just saw the AP call it! :D
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:32 am

Oddly enough, this is probably "good" for the Republicans.

They will retake this seat in two years. Otherwise, they faced having to spend months or longer investigating him while Democrats pretended to have the moral high-ground.

He is also an idiot. An ideologue. A Cunt. Anyone seriously think he would work with anyone other then, well, Cruz?

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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Mentat » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:56 am

I am honestly shocked he lost.
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Post by Grammatron » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:05 am

Mentat wrote:I am honestly shocked he lost.
Why is it shocking?
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:07 am

Grammatron wrote:
Mentat wrote:I am honestly shocked he lost.
Why is it shocking?
Well, let's just say that Alabama is a very red state.
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Post by Grammatron » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:14 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Mentat wrote:I am honestly shocked he lost.
Why is it shocking?
Well, let's just say that Alabama is a very red state.
Is it shockingly red state?
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Fid » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:15 am

, Because It's friggin' Alabama and yes I lost the bet too... The deep redneck counties still have to check in though. If it's true Faux Nuzz ain't gonna like this.
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:48 am

Grammatron wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Mentat wrote:I am honestly shocked he lost.
Why is it shocking?
Well, let's just say that Alabama is a very red state.
Is it shockingly red state?
In the last senate election there Jeff Sessions got 97% of the vote (against assorted write-in candidates). Apparently the Dems didn't even bother trying to get somebody on the ballot. Trump won 62% last year, so pretty red.
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by sparks » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:14 am

One of two things: Teh Deep Red Dumbth is finally rousing from it's long, stupid slumber, or they simply didn't bother to show up.
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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:55 am

He is a Cunt.

He got his ass kicked off the bench twice. While the Brainless Partisans vote "R" in Alabama as they vote "D" in Norther California, enough of the Christian Brainless Partisans actually recognized the hypocrisy of voting for a serial pedophile.

The Washington Post played this well: they released the information after the primary. If they "did their job" as a news organization rather than a partisan mouth piece like . . . like . . . an actual news organization will come to me . . . he would have lost the primary, and the semi-incumbent would have walked away with the election.

Though remember the governor who appointed the semi-incumbent to replace Sessions had to resign because?

Hint: It weren't just back-sassin'!

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:10 am

Meanwhile, I would like to think his Hair Could Get Caught in a Ceiling Fan wife protesting the night before the election that they are not racist because, yes, I quote, "one of our attorneys is a Jew," maybe tipped the balance.

But internet!

[youtube][/youtube]

Really.

This would be a bad script for an Estrogen Channel.

"We have many friend who are black, and we fellowship with them at home and church!"

Awesome.

Any wetbacks? [Stop that.--Ed.]

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P.S. Notice she keeps saying they "fellowshipped." I am sorry, but Christian praying with someone who is not, you know, Christian . . . really . . . to quote Steven Wright on the 2004 ALCS: "If it was a movie, it would be a bad movie, because no one would believe it!"

P.P.S. She notes it is a FEDERAL ELECTION that her opponents INTERFERE!

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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:13 am


Why hasn't Roy Moore conceded?

Mr Jones won with 49.9% of the vote, to Mr Moore's 48.4%.

The margin of victory is well above the half a percentage point which would have triggered a recount.

But Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill, quoted by the Washington Post, said a recount could still be ordered if a review of write-in votes and military ballots narrowed it to within this range.

There was a total of 1.7% of votes for write-ins, where voters wrote in names of candidates who did not appear on the ballot paper.

Even if the final result is outside the 0.5% margin, either candidate can request a recount if they are prepared to pay the costs.

Mr Moore, a 70-year-old former judge, told his supporters it was not yet over.

"We've been painted in an unfavourable and unfaithful light," he said. "Realise that when the vote is this close that it's not over."
Yeah, well...I'm not breaking out the popcorn for this one. Saving it for the Browns' Fail Parade.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:32 am

I'm sure that their Jewish attorney will think of a solution!

Meanwhile, Jake Tapper interviewing a spokesman for the Roy Moore campaign:
JAKE TAPPER, CNN: Judge Moore has said that he doesn't think a Muslim member of Congress should be allowed to be in Congress. Why? Under what part of the Constitution?

TED CROCKETT: Because you have to swear on the Bible. When you are before -- I had to do it, I'm an elected official three terms. You have to swear on a Bible to be an elected official in the United States of America. [Roy Moore] alleges that a Muslim cannot do that, ethically, swearing on the bible.

JAKE TAPPER, CNN: Uh. You don't have to actually swear on a Christian Bible. You can swear on anything. I don't know if you knew that.

CROCKETT: Ohh no, I swore on the Bible, I done it three times.

TAPPER: I'm sure you have, I'm sure you picked a bible, but the law is not that you have to swear on a Christian bible. That is not the law. You don't know that?

CROCKETT: I know that Donald Trump did it when we made him president.

TAPPER: Because he picked it, because he is a Christian.
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Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:54 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:01 am

My question is, which Bible?

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Re: Ya Allah! Good old former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:15 am

Fuck that, just consult the U.S. Constitution:
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Article VI, Section 3
But Cunt Moore and his cronies do not actually believe in the U.S Constitution. Given his notorious rulings, I had hoped that someone would argue, if he won, that he could not actually take the oath to support the U.S. Constitution and, therefore, could not be seated.

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