War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:59 am

Got my first glossy:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby shemp » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:31 am

And it's in some strange dead language that nobody can read!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:42 am

↑ Aramaic, evidently! :mrgreen:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby sparks » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:02 am

Sumarian: "I AM your Gawd!!....and shit!"
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:04 am

Damn! Beat me to it. :evil:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Mentat » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:00 pm

I'm pretty sure it says "Drink more Ovaltine"
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:59 am

So, can we start making fun of the… um… Holidays?

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:38 am

Halloween is over without a peep, at least in my neck of the woods, Thanksgiving next.

Last year my first Christmas sighting was a few days before Thanksgiving.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:28 am

Christmas all year round, if you want:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:56 pm

First incident this year:

My local supermarket. Rosie Clooney's mommy kissing Santa Claus. :evil:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Fid » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:47 pm

Sticky thingey that holds the paper shut on my Jimmy Johns sandwich said "Merry Christmas" thus the war on Hanukkah begins.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:49 pm

Do you really think a sandwich shop that goyische is going to observe Hanukkah? :BigGrin3:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:26 am

ed's sweater for the season:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Bruce » Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:27 am

No more Christmas. It's over stayed its welcome. This year it will be replaced by Codger's Day.

Happy Codger's Day.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:51 am

Bruce wrote:No more Christmas. It's over stayed its welcome. This year it will be replaced by Codger's Day.

Happy Codger's Day.
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Now get off my property, get a job, and get a haircut, hippie.

Don't be so grumpy! You just have to get into the spirit of the holiday…

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:03 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:35 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:41 am

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without De_Bunk...

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:27 am

I seem to recall you posted that before.

So that means it's a tradition. :)
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:28 am

I learned the expression "pikey cider" from that video. :mrgreen:
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