War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:10 am

He was also a chain-reaction immigrant!!1!! Image

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:30 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:29 pm

You'd think that SQL Clause is be able to architect a better database
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:23 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:15 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby ed » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:58 am

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Florida does it better
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Skeeve » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:22 pm

ed wrote:Image

Florida does it better


Wow, is it a timed display, or does it stay on as shown...
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby gnome » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:24 pm

The homeowner turns the green lights on at appropriate times.
(inappropriate times? Depends on whose point of view)
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby ed » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:36 pm

Florida ... for the win
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:37 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:15 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:09 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:03 am

MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DON'T THEREFORE SANTA'S SLEIGH IS ACTUALLY PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!!

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:59 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:08 am

"Because Merry-Fuck-You! That's why!"

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:35 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:25 pm

That will offend someone.

Who needs offense.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Fid » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:57 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image
I got one of those and three little doggies. They are pretty much in agreement as to "Why the fuck did you bring a fucking
tree in the house if you didn't expect it to be A climbed on or B pissed on."
"Try SCE to Aux."

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:42 pm

@LettersOfNote

Could be wrong but I get the feeling George Bernard Shaw wasn't too fond of Christmas


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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:07 am

bah. humbug. You go George.


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