Embarrassed school 'sorry' after Christmas jumper showing 'mating reindeer' accidentally appears in newsletter
War & fail…
“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
MARINE CORPS BASE, NORTH POLE — One of the Marine Corps’ most beloved figures has found himself in hot water after attending what some are calling ”the greatest mandatory Christmas party ever.”
Gunny Claus of the 1st Reindeer Division was arrested by military police for assault, drunk and disorderly behavior, and other charges, defense officials said.
Officials say Claus was charged 16 different counts, including Article 82, solicitation, 90, assaulting a commissioned officer, and 114, dueling. He pleaded guilty and was reduced in rank to private and forfeited all pay and candy canes for 3 months.
“We had to taze the bastard four times,” said Sgt. Jorge Santiago. “I have been an MP for 6 years and I have seen some weird shit. Nothing comes close to this. He pulled out a cap and ball pistol and said ‘Come at me, POG.”
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