War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:26 am

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Embarrassed school 'sorry' after Christmas jumper showing 'mating reindeer' accidentally appears in newsletter
War & fail… :mrgreen:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:08 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:30 am

@DryBertini

“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:08 pm

A blast from the past. 8)

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:16 am

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Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:32 pm

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:20 am

OK.

War's over for another year.

Christmas won. AGAIN. :)
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:47 pm

https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/12/gunn ... ate-claus/
MARINE CORPS BASE, NORTH POLE — One of the Marine Corps’ most beloved figures has found himself in hot water after attending what some are calling ”the greatest mandatory Christmas party ever.”

Gunny Claus of the 1st Reindeer Division was arrested by military police for assault, drunk and disorderly behavior, and other charges, defense officials said.

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Officials say Claus was charged 16 different counts, including Article 82, solicitation, 90, assaulting a commissioned officer, and 114, dueling. He pleaded guilty and was reduced in rank to private and forfeited all pay and candy canes for 3 months.

“We had to taze the bastard four times,” said Sgt. Jorge Santiago. “I have been an MP for 6 years and I have seen some weird shit. Nothing comes close to this. He pulled out a cap and ball pistol and said ‘Come at me, POG.”
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:05 pm

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:15 pm

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Skeeve » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:11 pm

The war on Christmas, meets #metoo

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Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:29 pm

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:50 pm

Santa used The Force :coolspecs:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:OK.

War's over for another year.

Christmas won. AGAIN. :)
Ergo no need to adapt our avatars, right? :P

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:17 pm

As you can see, I have now reverted.

Besides, your Fu Manchu avatar does not particularly lend itself to the seasonal treatment. :cowbell:
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