War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby sparks » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:00 am

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--J.D.


That one may not buff out.

Absolutely fantastic! And while I'm not really enjoying seeing someone so thoroughly destroyed, Santa being that fucked up is classic: After all, he's been couped up at the North Pole with a bunch of deer and elves all year...

Forehead to the edge of the trunk. If he'd been sober, he'd have gone to the ER.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:26 am

If he'd been sober, he wouldn't fall down like that.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:44 am

I am sure he had an inverted T-to-T Ratio.

Thus, he is indestructible.





EXPLAIN THAT SEPTICS!!!1!!

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:53 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby ed » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:01 am

shopped?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:14 am

Indeed. Was that in jest or can you really not tell?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:01 am

Pyrrho wrote:Image


OK, who had the great idea which allowed ed to ruin Christmas?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby ed » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:53 am

Grammatron wrote:Indeed. Was that in jest or can you really not tell?

8)
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:28 pm

C'mon Grammy.

You know ed is always totally fucking serious.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:17 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:30 am

"resist white supremacy through capitalism"

Not sure if Poe
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:21 am

When one "buys black" does that include the whole supply chain. :BigGrin3:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:33 am

The Moscow Times wrote:Siberian Schools Plan Santa Ban to Fight Corruption

The Russian version of Santa Claus is reportedly being banned from visiting kindergartens in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk this holiday season.

Ded Moroz, or Father Frost, is a fixture of New Year’s Eve celebrations in Russia, together with his granddaughter Snegurochka, a fairy tale snow maiden.
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According to parents, one of the reasons behind the proposed ban is to keep kindergarten officials from taking bribes when fundraising to pay for Ded Moroz actors, according to RBC. Bans have also been reported in Kirov, Kazan and Samara in similar anti-corruption drives.

A City Hall official confirmed to RBC that there is a citywide ban on paying for the services of actors in Ded Moroz costumes, but said the ban came in part based on recommendations from child psychologists.

“Experts say that small children don’t understand Ded Moroz,” the official said.

“That’s why younger classes will only be able to invite Snegurochka, though psychologists advise against that too."
https://themoscowtimes.com/news/Siberian-kindergartens-planning-ban-santa-claus-fight-corruption-59720

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Psychologists… :lmao:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Grammatron » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:38 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Fid » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:53 am

Supernova, nearby gamma ray burst, or neutron star specifically targeting Native Americans?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:24 am

. . . then Andrew Jackson came and killed them all.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Doctor X » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:30 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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"Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby Witness » Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:13 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:49 pm

The outtakes include the cult classic "White Cracker Christmas".
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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