War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by sparks » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:00 am

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--J.D.
That one may not buff out.

Absolutely fantastic! And while I'm not really enjoying seeing someone so thoroughly destroyed, Santa being that fucked up is classic: After all, he's been couped up at the North Pole with a bunch of deer and elves all year...

Forehead to the edge of the trunk. If he'd been sober, he'd have gone to the ER.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:26 am

If he'd been sober, he wouldn't fall down like that.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:44 am

I am sure he had an inverted T-to-T Ratio.

Thus, he is indestructible.





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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:53 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by ed » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:01 am

shopped?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:14 am

Indeed. Was that in jest or can you really not tell?
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:01 am

Pyrrho wrote:Image
OK, who had the great idea which allowed ed to ruin Christmas?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by ed » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:53 am

Grammatron wrote:Indeed. Was that in jest or can you really not tell?
8)
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:28 pm

C'mon Grammy.

You know ed is always totally fucking serious.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:17 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:30 am

"resist white supremacy through capitalism"

Not sure if Poe
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:21 am

When one "buys black" does that include the whole supply chain. :BigGrin3:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:33 am

The Moscow Times wrote:Siberian Schools Plan Santa Ban to Fight Corruption

The Russian version of Santa Claus is reportedly being banned from visiting kindergartens in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk this holiday season.

Ded Moroz, or Father Frost, is a fixture of New Year’s Eve celebrations in Russia, together with his granddaughter Snegurochka, a fairy tale snow maiden.
[…]
According to parents, one of the reasons behind the proposed ban is to keep kindergarten officials from taking bribes when fundraising to pay for Ded Moroz actors, according to RBC. Bans have also been reported in Kirov, Kazan and Samara in similar anti-corruption drives.

A City Hall official confirmed to RBC that there is a citywide ban on paying for the services of actors in Ded Moroz costumes, but said the ban came in part based on recommendations from child psychologists.

“Experts say that small children don’t understand Ded Moroz,” the official said.

“That’s why younger classes will only be able to invite Snegurochka, though psychologists advise against that too."
https://themoscowtimes.com/news/Siberia ... tion-59720

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Psychologists… :lmao:

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:38 am

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Fid » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:53 am

Supernova, nearby gamma ray burst, or neutron star specifically targeting Native Americans?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:24 am

. . . then Andrew Jackson came and killed them all.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:30 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:13 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:49 pm

The outtakes include the cult classic "White Cracker Christmas".
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:22 am

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