War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:46 pm

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:42 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:04 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:16 am

Thought Poe, looked it up, just someone trolling
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:39 am

IN 2017??/!!???
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:31 am

But this is "War on Xmas" thread not shitposting. I thought we had assholesgentleman's agreement. :(
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:32 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:09 am

But that's British Christmas.

Of course they would fuck up a good old American holiday. :BigGrin3:
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:26 pm

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Bruce » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:46 pm

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Hexagrams. :roll:
Such potential!

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:49 pm

That is . . . one more . . . than . . . pentagrams!!11!

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Morrie » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:51 pm

We Jews got the most points!

Did I tell you about that point-shaving in Holy Cross?
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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:34 am

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Re: War on Christmas, 2017 edition

Post by Grammatron » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:21 am

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]