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Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby Boss Paul » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:43 am

With Weinstein, Clinton, Moore, O'Reilly, Frankin, Spacy, Rose, even Old Bush we ain't gonna waste separate threads for each of these boys who don't have their minds right!

Put 'em here!

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby Boss Kean » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:49 am

The boy Oliver Stone groped a fallen woman but now stands accused of inappropriate attentions to sweet, innocent Melissa Gilbert. He's certainly no God-fearin' man!

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Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:45 am

Tony Perkins did like a Joe Paterno kind of thing. Covering up, sweeping under the rug:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... f2a1001662

On a fall evening two years ago, donors gathered during a conference at a Ritz-Carlton hotel near Washington to raise funds for a 31-year-old candidate for the Ohio legislature who was a rising star in evangelical politics.

Hours later, upstairs in a hotel guest room, an 18-year-old college student who had come to the event with his parents said the candidate unzipped his pants and fondled him in the middle of the night. The frightened teenager fled the room and told his mother and stepfather, who demanded action from the head of the organization hosting the conference.

“If we endorse these types of individuals, then it would seem our whole weekend together was nothing more than a charade,” the stepfather wrote to Tony Perkins, president of the Council for National Policy.
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Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:50 am

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:05 pm

Prediction: Real soon, a wave of accusations against pro athletes.
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Postby ed » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:31 pm

Prediction: Real soon, a wave of accusations against academics.
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:35 pm

ed wrote:Prediction: Real soon, a wave of accusations against academics.


I thought that one was old hat. :?
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby corplinx » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:24 pm

You know.... even Al Franken is getting some grabass but I can't. Wtf man. He looks like an amalgam of an orangutan and the wise old owls retarded nephew.

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Postby Grammatron » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:36 pm

corplinx wrote:You know.... even Al Franken is getting some grabass but I can't. Wtf man. He looks like an amalgam of an orangutan and the wise old owls retarded nephew.


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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:17 pm

Because, gosh darn it, people do not like you.

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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:43 am

Days since last high profile sex scandal: 000

Congressman Joe Barton apologizes for nude photo

Do. not. want. to. see.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, the longest-serving member of the Texas delegation, apologized Wednesday for a graphic nude photo of him that has spread on social media in the past week and sparked questions about his political future.
Barton, 68, has announced a 2018 reelection bid, but quickly began facing questions as the backlash built about retiring rather than seeking another term. Barton's congressional and campaign offices did not return calls for comment.
Barton told the Texas Tribune that he was weighing his options, saying, "I am talking to a number of people, all of whom I have faith in and am deciding how to respond, quite frankly."
If he does choose to bow out after this term, he'd be the seventh Texas incumbent in Congress no planning to return in 2019.
In a public statement, the Republican from Ennis indicated that the image stemmed from an extramarital affair before his divorce two years ago.


Some kind of reverse "revenge porn" thing? Attempted blackmail?

Congressman on tape tells woman he would report her to Capitol Police because she could expose his secret sex life

Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tex.), who apologized Wednesday for a lewd photo of him that circulated on the Internet, told a woman to whom he had sent sexually explicit photos, videos and messages that he would report her to the Capitol Police because she could expose his behavior, according to a recording reviewed by The Washington Post.

The woman spoke to The Post after the lewd photo was published Tuesday by an anonymous Twitter account. She shared a secretly recorded phone conversation she had with Barton in 2015 in which he warned her against using the explicit materials “in a way that would negatively affect my career.”

The woman described encounters and contact spanning a five-year period that began online after she posted a message on Barton’s Facebook page in 2011, leading to the sexually explicit exchanges and ultimately a pair of physical sexual encounters in Washington and Texas. Over time, she said, she became aware of and corresponded with multiple other women who engaged in relationships with Barton, who represents a suburban Dallas district and is one of the most senior Republicans in the House.


So, consensual sex, consensual sexting, and apparently now blackmail and revenge porn. Dare I say, "male slut shaming"?

I'm giving the congressman a pass on this for now unless there's more to it. He says he was separated from his second wife at the time, and they have since divorced, so it isn't even really marital infidelity.
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Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:03 am

Yeah, unless he spent years hypocritically screaming about "family values" and all of that. I do not know anything about him but "Texas" + "Long-Serving" would suggest that.

I would expect the "floodgates" to open, because as more victims come out, more potential victims feel less threatened. Pull the thread and the sweater unravels.

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Postby Pyrrho » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:20 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Postby ed » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:32 am

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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:19 pm

@BillKristol

The highest ranking Republican in the nation, Donald Trump, is pro-Roy Moore.
The highest ranking Democrat in the nation, Nancy Pelosi, is pro-John Conyers.
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:24 pm

A plague on the house of Kristol.

Not for anything in that tweet, but on general principles. 8)
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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:52 pm

@NancyPelosi

Zero tolerance means consequences. I have asked for an ethics investigation, and as that investigation continues, @RepJohnConyers has agreed to step aside as Ranking Member. No matter how great an individual’s legacy, it is not a license for harassment.


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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:48 pm

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:16 pm

Matt Lauer.
Matt Lauer was fired from NBC News on Wednesday after an employee filed a complaint about "inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace," the network announced.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/11/29/media/m ... index.html

Megyn Kelly could not be reached for comment :)

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:30 pm

Wow. Gotta reset the old counter again

Days since last high profile sex scandal: 000

I think this is probably a transitory fad. Remember, it's still only like two months since the Weinstein situation broke. It can't go on forever, can it? Of course there will always be some cases from time to time, but maybe it'll die back down to pre-Weinstein levels.
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