Back Sassin' Harassin'

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Paul » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:45 pm

Scott Baio accused of playing grab-ass with co-star Nicole Eggert when she was a minor.

Boss Kean don't take kindly to such. Dragline'll be kickin' up some dust with him.

You all'll obey the rules though. Boss Godfrey's got his gun. If Scott tries to run best not be near him.
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Godfrey » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:19 am

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Paul » Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:42 am

Mark Cuban's going to fit in real good, Captain!
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:18 am

"When you're rich and famous, they let you do it."
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Paul » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:47 am

The Entire Kansas City Royals.

Carr will confiscate any and all contraband.
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Grammatron » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:27 am

Oh yeah Pornography's to blame.

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:51 am

Well, they won an improbable World Series recently when . . . before this . . . when they were probably looking at pornography . . . er . . . um . . . Your Mom!!!

--J.D.

P.S. I can just imagine someone trying to explain to His Merciful Dark Hoodie that the "answer" is to stamp out pornography. When you consider one of his receivers bangs super models, his Greatest Ever in History bangs the Greatest Ever Super Model, another receiver impregnates porn star . . . er . . . "girls in the business who have a web-cam," and the Tight End bangs actual porn stars and has pornography created about him.

Clearly, the answer is more porn.

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:16 am

James Levine.

No word on whether or not he can play "Plastic Jesus."

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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Paul » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:02 pm

Tom Brokaw may need to get his mind right.
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Boss Paul » Fri May 25, 2018 3:49 am

Morgan Freeman will seek his redemption under the good will of the Captain.
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Re: Back Sassin' Harassin'

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 25, 2018 10:53 am

Why are they picking on all my favorite black actors!?

Next it will be Samuel L. Jackson and that will end the #metoo movement.

That's right bitch, I slapped your ass. Now say somethin'. Say what one more time!