Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:31 am

WildCat wrote:No matter how red AZ is, I don't see an 85 year old being elected to the Senate while not an incumbent.
Again, the Republicans aren’t going to vote for a Dem, no matter how old Arpaio is. It’s realky mostly a matter of how many stay home
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:28 am

That assumes he gets the nomination.

Oddly enough the Fall of Bannon may prevent such.

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:42 am

Doctor X wrote:That assumes he gets the nomination.

Oddly enough the Fall of Bannon may prevent such.

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Already there is one poll, and although one poll isn't enough to have a high degree of confidence, he isn't leading right now:

https://www.abc15.com/news/state/poll-j ... in-arizona

Well, they're calling it a "dead heat". It's a 3-way race and the poll was taken on the day he announced, so who knows.

(According to the poll a Bannon endorsement would actually make people less likely to vote)
Former state senator Kelli Ward, who has been the front runner in recent polls, drops to 25% in this latest survey.
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Ward falls to 13% with a potential endorsement from former Trump strategist Steve Bannon.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:47 am

What is humorous about that is a Bannon endorsement of Ward significantly sinks her.

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:54 pm

Yeah, he's managed to shoot himself in the dick pretty good.

Cosmic justice. Or maybe just a fool who can't be helped. But this time last year he was Master of the Universe or something.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by RCC: Act II » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:43 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:That and what voter that voted against him as sheriff would vote for him as senator?

--J.D.

Different pool of people. Statewide vs single county.

And his fellow Republicans aren’t going to vote for a Dem. Not in any meaningful numbers. So it’s only really a question of how many Republicans stay home vs how many Dems come out just to vote against him
A big part of the Moore loss were the Republicans who came out and refused to vote for either, with a lot of them writing in various candidates. Those write-ins were roughly the margin of victory.

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by WildCat » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:12 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:That and what voter that voted against him as sheriff would vote for him as senator?

--J.D.

Different pool of people. Statewide vs single county.

And his fellow Republicans aren’t going to vote for a Dem. Not in any meaningful numbers. So it’s only really a question of how many Republicans stay home vs how many Dems come out just to vote against him
He'd have to win the GOP primary first.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:08 am

Annnd, he's done. Third place in the Republican primary, about 19% of the vote.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/election ... bc148fd97a
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:29 am

It was all those criminals and illegals alienes that votes againsts hims!

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P.S. Seems that the less flakier candidate won this one.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:06 am

He can still be Attorney General if Trump fires Sessions.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:10 am

Wow. Surely even Trump wouldn't dare?!?

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 am

Maybe Trump pardoned Joe so Joe could run for office. Now that Joe has failed, Trump can appoint him to something to keep him comfortable in his declining years.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:21 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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Maybe Trump pardoned Joe so Joe could run for office. Now that Joe has failed, Trump can appoint him to something to keep him comfortable in his declining years.
Not Attorney General then. Too much work.

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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:34 pm

Maybe he will be the new White House Councel.
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Re: Joe Arpaio: The Crappy Sequel

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:41 pm

Or become our official representative on the UN Commission on Human Rights.

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